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G: This chapter is rated for cruelty and humor.
P: But mostly cruelty.
FP and JT: Yay cruelty!
G: Kaiba dies.
JT: No he doesn't. We wish he would but he won't.
P: Yeah. He'll
just come back like Kenny from
FP: Meow.
JT: No kitty. You can't have none. It's my potpie.
FP: Meow.
JT: No kitty. Go away. I said you can't have none.
FP: Meow.
JT: MOM! Kitty's being a dildo!
P: Oh I know a little kitty, kitty that's sleeping with me tonight.
FP: Meow.
JT: No kitty. You can't have none. It's my potpie.
FP: Meow.
JT: No kitty. Go away. I said you can't have none.
FP: Meow.
JT: GODAMN IT KITTY!!! (uses flamethrower)
FP: MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts running around frantically)
G: Uh… read and review. And we don't own Waiting For Tonight by J-Lo
P: Her name is J-Hoe now.
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Chapter 5
THE SAME NIGHT:
(Kaiba's dream)
Kaiba was sitting at his desk when he heard a knock at the door.
"Come in," he said.
The door opened and come to find out, it was Jasmine who knocked on the door.
She walked over towards Kaiba's desk, pushed all everything off of it and onto the floor, and got on top of his desk. Kaiba, on the other hand, just sat there in a state of shock.
"Jasmine? What are you doing here?" he asked.
"I came here to see you. Yugi has broken my heart and I don't think I can ever forgive him for it. Nor can I trust him again,” she explained.
"And you’re here because…?" asked Kaiba.
“Because I want to be with you, Kaiba,” Jasmine said, boldly.
"Me? Jasmine I… I… I don't…"
"Shh." Jasmine placed her right index finger against Kaiba's lips. "Kaiba," she began, "make love to me."
(P: Okay… no… that’s all… just… no… JT: Well, it’s a dream and in fact, it might actually come true for him… 50 years from now. G: I fear I may need a new set of eyes. FP: This is all very wrong and creepy. P: Not just that, it’s all downright horrific.)
(End dream)
Jasmine was half asleep and half awake when she heard noises in the bedroom. She looked down beside the bed where Kaiba was. He was muttering something in his sleep. Jasmine paid no mind to it and just got up and went to the bathroom that was in Kaiba’s room.
(Jasmine's POV)
What
a strange dream. Why would I be dreaming about events that occurred in the
past?
My
dream was about my past as Princess Atinako but in that dream, she was
confessing her love to someone.
But she wasn't
confessing her love to Yugi's past life as Pharaoh of
I
couldn’t really see who it was because it seemed like my dream didn't want me
to know. I wonder what it means.
(End POV)
She washed her hands and turned the light off in the bathroom. As she walked by Kaiba, she saw a wet spot on the sheets of the futon.
"Eww, I don't want to know what that is," she muttered to herself. She got back into bed and went back to sleep.
Ten minutes after Jasmine had went back to sleep, Kaiba woke up from his wet dream. Well, he didn't realize that until after he felt his sheets.
(Kaiba's POV)
What the? I can't believe… that I was dreaming about Jasmine. Of all people. Why her? I felt my sheets only to realize that I had a wet dream. Jasmine will never let me live it down if she found out. (JT: Of course I wouldn't!) I got up off of the futon bed to change my boxers. I grabbed a pair out of my dresser, went to the bathroom and changed into them, and came right back out. I got into my bed and went back to sleep.
(End POV)
Kaiba forgot that Jasmine was sleeping in his bed. He kept feeling that someone was next to him but he paid no mind to it. As for Jasmine, she had no clue whatsoever that Kaiba was laying next to her. Their backs were facing each other until Kaiba turned over. A minute later Jasmine turned over and was now facing Kaiba.
Kaiba was making puckering motions with his lips. In his dream, he was kissing Jasmine, but outside of it, he was kissing air.
(Jasmine's dream)
Yugi's room;
"Oh Yugi. I love you so much. I don't think I can love anyone else like I love you," replied Jasmine.
"I love you too Jasmine. And I also don't think I can love anyone else but you. You're my one true love," Yugi said, pushing Jasmine's hair back behind her ear.
Jasmine leaned over towards Yugi and kissed him. (P: This dream is corny as fuck. G: Very. I liked Kaiba’s dream better. P: x_x)
(End dream)
Jasmine and Kaiba were now kissing each other. Very passionately indeed. Neither one of them knew that they were kissing each other because they were both still asleep. Jasmine wrapped her arms around Kaiba's neck and moaned softly as he kissed her. Kaiba began tracing the outline of Jasmine’s neck with his hand and then moved it down to her waist.
"I want you," he whispered, kissing her neck.
Jasmine moaned even louder this time. It's was the feel of Kaiba's hands and mouth touching her in places that she had never been touched before that kept her from responding.
"I need you so bad," Kaiba replied.
"I need you too," said Jasmine, softly.
Kaiba began to slide the strops to Jasmine's night outfit down her shoulders. Jasmine on the other hand, started sliding Kaiba's boxers off and dropped them by the side of the bed. The sound of Kaiba breathing very hard is what woke Jasmine up. When she realized what was happening she screamed bloody murder.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She grabbed a pillow off of the bed and began beating Kaiba frantically with it. Kaiba fell off of the bed and onto the floor. Jasmine reached over and turned on the lamp.
"RAPE!!!!!!!!" she shouted.
"What in the hell is your problem screaming like that!?" Kaiba shouted angrily.
"EEWWWWWWW!!!!! You touched me!!!! You pervert!!!!!!!!" shouted Jasmine angrily, while also throwing a pillow at Kaiba.
"What? I was asleep. You're the last person I'd ever touch," replied Kaiba.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means just how I said it."
“Okay, eww, whatever went on here just a minute ago… forget it ever happened. And please put your boxers back on. If anyone came in here and saw you like this, they’d swear we were doing something,” Jasmine replied as she picked up Kaiba’s boxers off the floor and threw them to him. They landed on his head.
Kaiba got them off of his head and put them back on. “Well, I wouldn’t have to put them back on if you hadn’t taken them off in the first place,” Kaiba said.
“How was I supposed to know I was kissing you and not… Yu… gi?” Jasmine said, hesitantly.
“So that’s who you were dreaming about,” said Kaiba sarcastically.
“Mind your own business,” Jasmine said as she crossed her arms. She then noticed the big banana in the front of Kaiba’s boxers. “What’s with the big banana in the front? Do you have any idea how wrong that looks?” she asked.
“Do you think I care what you think looks wrong?” Kaiba said.
“I never said I did care. Where did you get those hideous things from anyway?” asked Jasmine.
“Hot Topic. They had the whole set so I bought them. Problem?” Kaiba crossed his arms.
“I think Hot Topic would go out of business selling those things. You must’ve gotten them from ‘Big Boy Pants 4 Nerds’,” Jasmine joked.
“I don’t need your sarcasm on what I wear okay?” Kaiba replied as he walked towards his closet, opened it, took out a blue robe, and put it on.
“Like that’s going to help get that horrible image of you naked out of my head,” replied Jasmine, with sarcasm in her voice.
“Maybe you shouldn’t have been looking so hard,” Kaiba said.
“You’re lucky I’m on this bed and not over there where you are because I’m this close to kicking you in the nuts, rich boy,” Jasmine said, annoyed.
Just then,
“
“Temper, temper rich boy,” replied Jasmine.
“Oh you hush,” Kaiba said.
“I’m cleaning
around in your room sir. It’s what you
pay me to do,”
“At
“I think of
it as a way to earn extra money,”
“Or it’s your way of ease dropping to see what’s going on in my room,” Kaiba replied.
“Ease
drop? I wouldn’t do anything of the
sort. Besides, I can understand
perfectly in a situation like this why you’d need your privacy.”
“You think me and Kaiba…? Oh eww! I don’t think so. I’d rather bury myself alive than to ever sleep with him!” Jasmine turned her head in disgust.
“That’s a
first. Sorry to intrude Master
Seto. I’ll see you in the morning.”
“Well, I’m going to the bathroom,” said Jasmine as she got up off the bed, walked towards the bathroom but pushed Kaiba out of the way just to get in.
He growled in anger and sat on the futon bed.
In the bathroom, Jasmine was looking at herself in the mirror. She couldn’t think of anything else to do. That’s when she decided to snoop around in Kaiba’s medicine cabinet.
She opened it and began searching through his things. Inside was a razor and shaving cream, Nyquil, toothpaste and toothbrush, a box of cherry flavor Trojan Condoms that expired in the year of 1988. She took the box of condoms out of the cabinet.
(Jasmine’s
POV)
Oh yuck! These things are old! If Kaiba ever got a girlfriend, which I doubt that’d happen, I hope he wasn’t planning on using these!
(End POV)
Just then, an idea popped into Jasmine’s head on a way to play a trick on Kaiba. She took one of the condoms out of the box and threw the rest of them in the trash. She then searched around in the cabinet for something else to use. Jasmine noticed a bottle of Milk of Magnesia behind the Nyquil.
(Jasmine’s
POV)
This should take care of what I have planned for Kaiba.
(End POV)
Before she left the
bathroom, she took all the tissue off the toilet paper roll, and threw it all
in the tub. She turned the water on slightly
so it could drip all over the tissue.
Jasmine came out of
the bathroom only to find that Kaiba was not in there. She was just about to escape to put her plan
into motion, when Kaiba came back in the room.
“Where were you?”
she asked.
“Checking
on my little brother. Is that a crime?” asked Kaiba.
“Whatever. I’m going downstairs,” said Jasmine as she
walked pass Kaiba.
“Why?” Kaiba arched
his right eyebrow.
“To
get something to drink. Don’t worry, I have no interest I burning
down your house if that’s what you’re thinking,” Jasmine said as she walked
off.
When Jasmine made it
to the kitchen downstairs, she got the teapot kettle down out of the cabinet
above the sink, filled it with water, put it on the stove, and turned the stove
burner on. While the kettle was getting
ready, Jasmine looked through the cabinets until she found the teacups and
saucers.
She then looked
through the cabinets above the stove for some tea. She went for the chamomile tea since it was
the only on in the front that she could reach.
Jasmine took two tea bags out of the box and put the box back in the
cabinet.
Meanwhile in Kaiba’s
room, Kaiba was sitting on the futon bed reading a book. When Jasmine came back into the room with the
tea, he laid the book down beside him.
“What’s that?” he
asked.
“It’s tea,” Jasmine
said.
“Why?”
“It’s for you.”
Jasmine smiled fakely.
Kaiba arched his right eyebrow. "Really? Why? I didn't ask for it," Kaiba said.
“I can’t be nice enough to fix you some tea? Besides, it’s to show no hard feelings about earlier tonight at the restaurant," said Jasmine.
"Yeah right. What's in it? Rat poison?"
"Like I would throw my life away so cheaply. So, do you want it or not?" Jasmine asked, getting impatient.
“I guess so,” Kaiba said. Jasmine handed him the cup of tea. He then took a sip of it.
“By the way, what were you doing earlier when I came out of the bathroom?” asked Jasmine.
“I told you already that I was checking on my little brother. He has a cold so I wanted to make sure he was feeling okay?” explained Kaiba as he kept drinking the tea.
“Well… what would you say if I told you that I knew a special remedy to make your brother feel better?”
“I’d say ‘I don’t believe you’. But since you mentioned it, what is it?” asked Kaiba.
“Well, you need some gum and you have to blow a big bubble,” explained Jasmine.
“Oh wow, I’m so not impressed,” replied Kaiba sarcastically.
“Hey, I have the gum if you want to give it a shot,” offered Jasmine.
“As long as you don’t try and kill me,” he replied.
"Whatever. Open your mouth." Kaiba opened his mouth and Jasmine threw the condom in there. "Alright. Here’s the deal. You blow a bubble. The bigger the bubble, the quicker your brother will heal," she explained. Kaiba nodded and began to blow a bubble.
(Jasmine's POV)
Is he truthfully that clueless
to not realize he's chewing on a condom?
(End POV)
Kaiba blew a bubble bigger and bigger not realizing what it was until he saw the tip of it. When he saw that, he stopped blowing on it and let it go.
The condom flew around the room and it landed on Kaiba's head. Jasmine was on the floor laughing at him.
"Jasmine I'm going to - (stomach gurgling) be right back," Kaiba said, running into the bathroom. Jasmine was on the floor laughing her head off at Kaiba.
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INSIDE THE
BATHROOM:
"I must be getting sick from Mokuba," Kaiba said.
Kaiba was in the bathroom for ten minutes. Meanwhile outside of the bathroom, Jasmine was sitting by the door snickering at what she had done to him. Just then, she heard him … whoa… talking that bitten of Vienna sausage he calls a penis. Jasmine really began to laugh at him. She looked around his room until she found a tape recorder on his dresser. She grabbed it, turned it on, and stuck it under the door of the bathroom.
Back inside the bathroom, Kaiba was looking for tissue but the roll the butler had put in there was gone. He then heard the water slightly running in the tub. Kaiba moved the shower curtain back and found the toilet paper under the faucet and the water was dripping on it.
"Ugh! I don't care! I just need some tissue," said Kaiba. He grabbed some of the wet tissue out of the tub and used it… ew.
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Back outside the bathroom, Jasmine was sitting on Kaiba’s bed trying to look innocent. Kaiba finally came out of the bathroom, looking white as a ghost. He gave Jasmine a death glare.
"What? You think I have something to do with you having diarrhea?" asked Jasmine.
"I have my suspicions. Or Mokuba could've given me his cold germs," Kaiba replied.
“Uh-huh. Well, if you’re done in there, I want to wash my hands. Touching that 15 year old condom that was in your medicine cabinet is still bothering me,” Jasmine replied as she got up off his bed and went into the bathroom. Bad idea. “God damn, Kaiba!!! How much did you drop!!!??? It’s fucking rank as hell in here!!!! Where’s the damn air freshener!!!???” she shouted.
"Under the sink cabinet. It doesn't smell that bad in there," Kaiba replied.
“I don’t know what’s wrong with your nose but this shit can be used as a biological weapon to kill people off!!” shouted Jasmine as she looked under the sink cabinet and found some green apple air freshener. She began spraying around the bathroom frantically. By the time she was done, there was only a corner left in the can so she decided to use the rest of it on Kaiba. Jasmine ran out of the bathroom and sprayed the rest of it on him.
“What are you doing?!” he shouted angrily and coughing because the air freshener was really strong.
“Spraying you with green apple air freshener. You stunk up the bathroom,” said Jasmine.
“That doesn’t mean spray me with it!!!” shouted Kaiba.
“Yes, it does.”
“No, it does not. Anyway, I do have a suspicion that you took all the tissue off of the toilet paper roll,” replied Kaiba.
“I didn’t do that. You need to tell your maids and butlers to stay on their tasks around this house.”
“I do for your information.”
“Yeah, whatever.”
(Jasmine’s POV)
It’s working out better than I thought. Kaiba doesn’t even know I put Milk of Magnesia in his tea. Eh, too bad. He’ll never find out. When those three teaspoons of it get finished with him, he won’t have anything left to shit out. This is too good. I can’t wait to tell Sakura in the morning.
(End POV)
“What’s
so funny?” asked Kaiba.
“Nothing. What’s there to laugh at?”
“I
don’t know. You tell me.” Kaiba’s face
began to turn pale as he ran back towards the bathroom. Jasmine started laughing at him.
“Maybe
you should take something for your problem!” shouted Jasmine.
“Shut
up!” Kaiba shouted from inside the bathroom.
You could hear Kaiba grunting from behind the door, followed by
squishing sounds. (P: I wonder how the narrator got into the bathroom
with stink-nasty on the can. JT: *covers
nose* FP: *gagging into the toilet* That… is
just… so… SICK!!! G: *holds back
FP’s hair pats her back* That’s it FP, just gag it all
up.)
Kaiba
finally came out of the bathroom three hours later holding his stomach as if he
had been throwing up. He looked over
towards Jasmine, who was always already fast asleep on the bed.
(Kaiba’s POV)
I know you did something to me Jasmine and I will find out what it is. This isn’t over until I say it is.
(End POV)
Since Kaiba knew Jasmine would beat the shit out of him if he got in his bed, which is where she was sleeping, so he got back into the futon bed and went to sleep. Even though he forgot to change the sheets. Ew.
The next morning, Kaiba and Jasmine
woke up around
"Hurry up!" she said. When he finally came out of the bathroom, a cruel and hateful look coated his face. "I hope you're happy, we're late," said Jasmine flatly as she impatiently ushered him out the door. He grabbed his trench coat, still watching her every move, and walked out the door. Jasmine snickered deceitfully and headed out.
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At their destination, Yugi was awoken by a frustrated knock on the front door. He sleepily trudged down the stairs to open the door. As soon as the door opened, Jasmine and Kaiba bombarded him. He rubbed his eyes drowsily.
Wha?" he murmured. Kaiba rushed over to him.
"I need to use your bathroom. NOW!" he said with a tense look on his face.
"Don't let him Yugi!!! He'll fuck up your toilet. That's stool cruelty!! Hasn't your toilet been good to you!!??" Jasmine cried almost fakely. Yugi smiled.
"Don't worry, Jasmine," he said. "I always make sure to have lots of air freshener on hand and a toile pump in case of emergencies."
Kaiba gripped the seat of his pants and rushed frantically towards the bathroom. Yugi and Jasmine glanced at each other then laughed as a low moan of relief echoed down the hall.
"Milk of Magnesia, right," snickered Yugi. "Works every time."
Jasmine looked Yugi with suspicion. “How would you know?" she asked.
"Sorry, that’s privileged information. By the way, what are you two doing here so early anyway?" asked Yugi.
"I didn't feel like being bothered with Kaiba until ten so I threw some ice cold water on him, with actual ice in it, and told him to get up," replied Jasmine.
"Oh." Yugi glanced down the hall. "Do you think he'll ever come out of there?" he asked. All was silent until watery noises came from the bathroom. Kaiba grunted loudly, with more squishing.
"I'm not holding my breathing," said Jasmine. Another silent moment passed, and that's when it happened. Yugi sniffed, and then a disgusted, sour look appeared onto his face.
"Do you smell that?" he asked Jasmine.
Jasmine pulled her shirt over her nose. Then they heard hysterical laughter come from down the hall.
"FEEL MY WRATH! YOU VIAL CREATONS! HA! WHOSE LAUGHING NOW AS MY SCENT SURROUNDS YOU!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
The twosome in the next looked at each other, horrified. "HOLY JESUS!!!" yelled Yugi. "PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS!!!!"
Yugi and Jasmine rushed out of the house and into the fresh air. They coughed loudly and tried their hardest to inhale it.
"GOD!!! That shit is so fucking rank!!! What in the hell did he have in him!!!!" shouted Jasmine.
"You did this to him by giving him that Milk of Magnesia!!" Yugi said.
"Only as a joke. I thought it would wear off before the morning came," Jasmine said.
"What is that horrible smell in the house!!??" shouted Sakura.
"I thought I was going to die when a whiff of it passed by my nose when I was asleep," replied Bunny.
"I thought it was you Bunny," said Raye.
"Oh can it Raye!! That was not me and you know it!!" Bunny shouted.
"Who cares!!?? Just do something about that rank smell that’s lingering in the house!!" Rini shouted.
"What's going on here? Why's everyone outside?" Solomon asked as he got out of the car.
"Why ask? Your house is stank. And Kaiba's the one that stunk it up. He's in the bathroom right now," Jasmine said.
"Kaiba? What's he doing here?" Solomon asked.
"Fucking up your toilet. He's in there taking a shit because… of a trick I pulled on him," said Jasmine.
"What did you do to him Jasmine?" Raye asked.
"I sorta put three teaspoons of Milk of Magnesia in I cup of tea I made for him," Jasmine said.
"What!? Why!?" asked Bunny.
"He was being a total asshole last night. I would've done it too," replied Sakura.
"That's not all I did to him," Jasmine replied.
"What more could you possibly do to the guy!?" shouted Rini, covering her nose.
"Blackmail," she said.
"What could you have on Kaiba to blackmail him with?" asked Yugi.
"Uh… I have the right not to answer that," Jasmine said.
"WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID THIS TO HIM!!!!!" they all shouted at Jasmine.
"What do you want me to do about it?"
"Go in there and get him out so I can get some sleep!!" shouted Bunny, right in front of Jasmine's face.
"Ugh. When I get him out of there, you seriously need to brush your teeth," said Jasmine as she walked back into the house. Jasmine covered her nose as she slowly walked down the hall to the bathroom. "Kaiba! Come out of there right now!! You've ran everyone out of the house with your fumes so I hope you're happy!!" she shouted, banging on the door.
There was no answer. "Kaiba open this damn door right now!!!" Jasmine shouted at the top of her lungs.
"What do you want?" he said from behind the door.
"What do you mean what do I want!!!?? I want you to come out of there and please spray before you come out," Jasmine said.
"I can't hear you!" said Kaiba. Farting noises rapidly exited the bathroom. Jasmine covered her nose with one hand and banged on the door with the other. "Come out or there's not gonna be a bathroom!" Kaiba laughed evilly.
"It smells doesn't it!" he said. "Revenge is sweet!"
Jasmine went into the kitchen, her hand still cupped over her nose, and rummaged through drawers until she found a crowbar. "I'm coming in!" she shouted at the door of the bathroom.
She pried the door open and found Kaiba with a deer-in-the-spotlight look on his face. He had his back turned, so you couldn't see what he was doing over by the bathtub. Her foot hit something on the ground and she turned to see what it was. Jasmine picked up the miniature cardboard box and read the label:
MAKE YOUR VERY ONW STINK BOMBS!! Just add WATER to the Powder inside!! WARNING: EXTRA STINKY
She looked at Kaiba with a disgusted look on her face. "Why does it smell normal in here?" she asked through gritted teeth. She glanced at the wall, the Laundry Chute. "This whole time you were throwing stink bombs down the laundry chute!!?? You bastard!!!!!" shouted Jasmine as she charged towards Kaiba with the crowbar. Kaiba quickly got out of the way and headed towards the door and ran out. "Get back here!!!!"
Back outside, everyone was waiting for Jasmine to get Kaiba out of the house.
"I can't believe that your sister would be so mean to Seto Kaiba and give him Milk of Magnesia in his tea. What did he ever do to her? She just met the guy," replied Raye.
"Weren't you listening Raye? He was being cheap last night and didn't want to buy Jasmine anything to eat," Sakura said.
"That's still not a real reason to do someone like that," Bunny said.
"I think it is. You're cheap Bunny. You always spend your money on sweets and other junk food," said Rini.
"Not true you little runt," muttered Bunny.
Just then, they all heard noises coming from inside the house. Things sounded like they were being thrown or knocked over.
"What was that?" asked Yugi.
"Don't know. Sounded like it came from inside the house. I hope Jasmine got Kaiba out of the bathroom," Solomon replied.
All of a sudden Kaiba came running out of the house, with Jasmine still chasing after him with that crowbar.
"Hey Jasmine! Stop!!!" shouted Bunny.
But Jasmine didn't hear her. Sakura and Rini were laughing away. Jasmine had chased Kaiba a block away from Yugi's house.
"When I get my hands on you Kaiba I swear to God that I will kill you!!!!" Jasmine shouted, still chasing him. Kaiba didn't respond. He just kept running. He eventually stopped when he found a bush to hide behind. "Where are you Kaiba!!? I know you're around here somewhere and I will find you!!!" Jasmine shouted. Her shouting woke up people in the neighborhood as well as the cats and dogs.
"At least she won't find me behind this bush," Kaiba said to himself. Just then, an old man came out of his house to get his newspaper when he saw Kaiba in his yard. This is behind the same bush.
"What are you doing in my yard!!!?? Get the hell out of here you stalker!!!" the old man shouted as he charged towards Kaiba with his cane. So much for hiding. Kaiba got up and ran out of the old man's yard by jumping over the fence and running back towards Yugi's house.
He would've made it without being seen but Jasmine found him and the chase began again.
"They're coming back this way," Raye pointed out.
"Jasmine won't stop until Kaiba is dead," said Sakura, snickering.
"Jasmine! Stop!" shouted Yugi. Kaiba ran past him but Yugi was able to stop Jasmine dead in her tracks. "Can you please calm down and tell us what's going on?" he asked.
"Is it safe to go back into the house?" Rini asked.
"That's a question you need to ask Kaiba," replied Jasmine.
"Is it safe to go back in the house?" Rini asked.
"Sure go ahead," he said.
"If it's safe to go back in the house then why were you chasing him down the block with a crowbar?" asked Bunny.
"Because he wasn't really using the bathroom, Kaiba had brought stink bombs, real stink bombs that were in a box, and was adding water to the power inside the pouches and throwing them down your laundry chute in the bathroom," Jasmine said.
Sakura walked over and kicked Kaiba in the side of the leg. She called him a bastard and walked back inside the house along with Rini.
"Sakura that was not nice. Come back here and apologize to him," said Raye.
"Raye… when are you going to stop being desperate for a boyfriend?" Jasmine asked.
"Humph!!" was all Raye had said and she walked back into the house.
"I don't see what you're so mad about. I consider it as revenge," Kaiba replied.
"I call it being immature. Both of you," said Solomon.
"So what? I did it as payback for what she did to me. So tell me Jasmine… do Milk of Magnesia bottles walk to kitchen counters on their own or did you put it there? I found it sitting next to the coffee pot by the stove," said Kaiba.
"Uh…"
"I told you that Milk of Magnesia prank doesn't work anymore Jasmine," said Yugi.
"I just did it because Kaiba was being a total asshole last night," Jasmine replied.
"So you did put it there?" asked Kaiba.
"And so what? You're not going to do anything about it. Besides, mess with me and I'll press the play button on this tape recorder of yours," said Jasmine, holding it up.
"You're point? I've had enough of you anyway. What are you going to do next to torture me Jasmine?" Kaiba asked.
"You're our chauffer to the amusement park Yugi's taking me and Sakura to today," said Jasmine as she went back into the house.
"What!!??"
"You brought it on yourself Kaiba," Solomon replied, following Jasmine. Kaiba just walked over to his limo and got in.
"Don't you dare think about leaving Kaiba because I know where you live and work!!" shouted Jasmine from inside the house. Kaiba got out of the limo, closed the door and just stood there. That's when the spirit inside of Yugi’s puzzle began talking to Yugi telepathically.
"What's all the fuss Yugi?" he asked.
"Uh… just some guests that's all," replied Yugi, walking back into the house.
"Really? Because I've never seen Kaiba run from anything. Much less a girl. Who is she anyway?" asked the spirit.
"My… uh… my girlfriend," stammered Yugi.
The spirit arched his left eyebrow. "Girlfriend? You? I thought you liked Tea," he said.
"Tea's only my friend spirit. You know that."
"Yes, I do know that but still, I didn't know you had a girlfriend," the spirit said.
"Yeah, well, neither does Tea. Or Joey and Tristan for that matter. I'll tell them later."
"But what will Tea think? She's obviously quite fond of you Yugi. You better tell her sooner rather than later."
"I guess you're right," said Yugi going into the house.
Everyone was calmed down after Kaiba's little stink bomb stunt. They were eating breakfast. Of course Jasmine had already eaten, considering that she's staying with Kaiba. Rini and Sakura were watching a teen channel while eating cereal, Jasmine was sitting on the couch watching it with them, Raye and Bunny were sitting at the dining room table gossiping while eating toast and eggs and Solomon was reading the newspaper. Yugi, however, was still in his room getting dressed while talking to the spirit again.
"So Yugi, tell me a little bit about Jasmine. You hardly talk to her around me and when you do talk to her, it's over web cam," said the spirit.
"Well, there's a lot about Jasmine. I've known her ever since I was ten, so I pretty much know everything about her. And she knows a lot about me as well," replied Yugi.
"Did you ever tell her about me and the puzzle?"
"Well, she knows about the puzzle, just not about you yet. Look spirit, we're going out for a fun today so I'll tell you everything when we come back okay?"
"Can you at least tell me most of it now? And who are all the others as well?"
"It's…complicated spirit. Really. There's no shorter way of explaining it. Look, I promise I'll tell you everything I know later on today okay? And if I forget, just remind me."
"Okay." And the spirit left it at that.
Meanwhile, inside the living room, Kaiba had came back into the house to use the bathroom. No he didn't have to shit. Just as he was about to walk down the hall, Jasmine used the crowbar she had chased him with earlier, by hitting it into the wall and stopping Kaiba dead in his tracks.
"Where do you think you're going?" she asked him.
"To the bathroom," he replied.
"No, you're not," Jasmine said.
"And why not?" Kaiba asked.
"Because of the stunt you pulled. If you actually have to take a piss, do it outside because I don't trust you using the bathroom in here. Just don't piss on the plants or around the house. No one wants to smell what comes out of your body," said Jasmine.
"And why should I listen to you?"
"Because I have a crowbar and I know how to use it," she said as she kept swinging the crowbar in Kaiba's face.
"Whatever," Kaiba said as he walked back outside.
"That's the way to give it to him Jasmine," cheered Sakura.
"I can die happy," replied Jasmine as she sat down on the couch.
Outside the house, Kaiba found a tree to take a piss on. (JT: Kaiba's a pushover. G: A really big fat at that. P: That's good to know. I don't care I hate Kaiba anyway. FP: Me too.)
(Kaiba's POV)
This is really ridiculous!! I shouldn't be treated like this!!! I'm the president of Kaiba Corp!!! This Jasmine girl is really beginning to get on my last nerves. But other than that… Jasmine does have a… very attractive side to her. WHAT AM I SAYING!!!! I SHOULDN'T BE THINKING THIS WAY!!!!
End POV)
Back inside the house, Yugi had finally come out of his room.
"Ooh nice outfit Yugi," Sakura said. She was referring to Yugi's black sleeveless shirt and black leather pants.
"Thanks Sakura," he replied.
"So Yugi, what's the name of the amusement park we're going to today?" asked Jasmine.
"Well…" Kaiba coming back into the house is what stopped Yugi from saying anything.
"What are you doing in here you shit crap monkey?" Sakura asked.
"Say what?" asked Rini.
"Don't worry about it Rini," replied Sakura.
"Such big words for such a small little girl to be using. Does your mother know you talk like that?" asked Kaiba sarcastically.
"Hey fuck you, you bastard!" shouted Sakura.
"Sakura, you need to calm it down with the swearing," Bunny replied.
"Suck balls meatball head," Sakura said.
"WHAT!!!???"
"Anyway… back to what we were talking about. What is the name of the amusement park we're going to Yugi?" Jasmine asked again.
"It's his amusement park
actually. It's called
"His amusement park!? Ew," said Sakura.
"And what's wrong with that?" asked Kaiba, crossing his arms.
"Does anyone go to it? I doubt it," said Jasmine.
"Go suck an egg."
"Sorry I’m not that fond of them that way. Wait… this whole thing won't be fun if we didn't have someone to torture so… you're coming with us Kaiba," Jasmine said.
"I don't think so. You two gave me a migraine last night. I don't need another one," Kaiba said, glaring at Jasmine.
"Two words: tape recorder…"
"I'll be in the limo," said Kaiba as he went back outside.
"What's on that thing anyway?" Raye asked.
"None of your business Raye." Once again Raye said "humph!"
"Well, since Yugi, Jasmine, and Sakura are going to be at Kaiba's amusement park I'm going to take you three girls sightseeing. How would you like that?" Solomon asked.
"That would be cool!" said Bunny excitedly.
"I agree. We need to know our way around this town also," Rini said.
"Sure okay," Raye replied.
"Cool! I'm ready to go!" shouted Sakura excitedly as she ran out of the house to the limo.
"All right then let's go," said Yugi.
Yugi and Jasmine left the house and
waved goodbye to the other girls and Solomon. Sakura did the same. They got
into Kaiba's limo and they were headed off to
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Meanwhile at Tea's house, everyone was sitting at the dining room table eating breakfast. Tea let Lita, Amy, and Trista borrow some of her clothes until they were able to buy some of their own. Tea had made breakfast. She cooked grits, eggs, and sausages. No one wanted toast because she burnt that.
(Tea's POV)
I think I should say something to strike up a conversation about some crap and the get on the subject on Jasmine and Yugi. I must find out if they're going out because they seemed a little too attached and close to each other last night.
(End POV)
"So… where are you guys from exactly?" asked Tea.
"We're from
Amy and Lita looked at Trista. They knew she was lying about the vacation part but decided to go along with it since they didn't want to blow their cover as to why they were really there.
"Uh yeah. Trista's right. We kinda wanted to do some traveling since school was out for the summer," Lita replied.
"I see. Well, school isn't out for the summer here. It just started a month ago and it doesn't end until August of 2006 year," Tea said.
"Really?
I see why they say people in
"Well, I wouldn't say that. We just have a longer school year that you all," said Tea.
"Is it possible that we could… enroll into your high school?" asked Amy.
"This is supposed to be our vacation Amy. We haven't even been out of school long enough and you haven't gotten out of your head," said Lita.
"Well, Amy does have a point. Since school has started here, you girls need to get some education or a summer job," replied Trista.
"Aw man. But I guess you're right. Are you going to enroll into a college here? You, Amara, and Michelle?" Lita asked.
"Probably. If not, we'll get a job."
Just then, Tea's little sister Kristin walked into the kitchen.
"Tea, can I have more grits?" she asked.
"Ask Chloe to fix you some more," replied Tea.
"Okay," said Kristin as she walked back into the living room.
"She seems like such a sweet little girl. How old is she?" asked Trista.
"She's seven. She's not annoying like most little brother and sisters are," Tea said.
"True. That kinda reminds me of Jasmine and Bunny's little brother Sammy. I swear to God that you will not get a moments peace with him around," Lita said.
"Don't even mention Sammy's name around me," Amy said.
"Sorry Amy. But it is true.
Before Bunny met
(Tea's POV)
Perfect! Now all I have to do is change the subject to Yugi and Jasmine. But I really have to seem like I'm just asking instead of wanting to know or they'll figure out that I like Yugi.
(End POV)
"You three must be really good friends with Bunny and Jasmine," replied Tea.
"Yeah, we are. We've known them for awhile now," Trista said.
"It's funny to see Raye and
tease Bunny about her boyfriend. You see Raye used to date
"Really now? What about Jasmine? Does she have a boyfriend?" Tea asked.
"Yeah, she has one too. She's dating your best friend Yugi. They've know each other ever since they were ten," Amy said, quietly.
"Really? Looks like everyone is getting boyfriends these days," Tea said.
"Yeah I know. I had one but it didn't work out so we broke up," Lita replied.
Lita went on and on about her ex boyfriend and how they met. But Tea's mind was elsewhere.
(Tea's POV)
Mom was right. I can't believe that Jasmine is actually dating Yugi. Now there's no way Yugi will pay any attention to me now. Not with her all up in his face. I really don't want to break up his relationship with Jasmine like my mom suggested I should do. But what choice do I have? If I want to get Yugi to notice me and be with me, I'll have to do what my mom says and break them up. My mother's a prostitute anyway, so she knows what she's talking about I guess.
(End POV)
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"Are we there yet?" asked Sakura, bored.
"No, we're not so stop asking," said Kaiba, who was sitting on the left side of the limo.
"Five words: `my foot up your ass'," Sakura said.
"Like you'd actually do it half pint," Kaiba said.
"You're still coming inside with us. Whether you want to or not," Jasmine replied.
"No, I'm not. I just remembered that I have more important things to do today," said Kaiba, crossing his arms.
"Two words: `tape recorder'," said Jasmine holding it up.
"You still got that thing? What's on it anyway?" Sakura asked.
"You maybe scarred for life if you knew what is was," Jasmine said.
"Never mind. If it's that bad," said Sakura.
"You are coming with us unless you want everyone to know what's on here," said Jasmine, with her finger on top of the play button on the tape recorder.
"Whatever," Kaiba replied.
As the limo turned into
"Ugh! I'm dead if I don't find a star seed soon. Master Galaxia will have my head if I don't bring one back to her. Especially when she threatened to replace me. I just hope there are some people in this retched place with a star seed that doesn't turn black," said Vortex as she walked inside the park.
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JT: Part 2 coming soon!
P: Probably real soon.
FP: As soon as Kaiba’s dead.
G: That’ll never happen.
FP: Remember what happened to him in that duel between him, the Pharaoh, and Dartz?
P: I thought you don’t watch the show anymore?
FP: A person can get bored every once in a while.
P: I’ll remember that next time when I shoot myself.
JT: She won’t do it.
G: I know she won’t do it. Review! Chapter six is coming soon so be ready!