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P: And we’re back people!
JT: And which means part 2 is here.
G: Yay!
FP: Wheeeee! Angel dust!! *running around in circles*
JT: Are you on angel dust FP?
FP: I can’t hear you! *still running around in circles*
P: And you all call me crazy?
G: Well, serial killer crazy and she’s being hella crazy right now.
P: Well, JT’s fucking crazy.
JT: >_< Hey! I am not! Enjoy chapter six everyone!
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Sakura, Jasmine, Yugi, and Kaiba were walking around the amusement park for something to do.
"At least it looks fun. What's the most fun thing to do here?" asked Sakura.
"Duel. Only if you know how, of course," replied Kaiba.
"I can duel, thank you," Sakura said, snapping her fingers in that `don't go there girlfriend' way.
"Then where's you deck?" Kaiba asked.
"At home in
"I never said I did," said Kaiba.
"I just thought of something
from an episode of
"Which one?" asked Sakura?
"When the whole town was spontaneously combusting."
"Oh yeah. That's also the same episode where Kyle and the gang were looking for a nerection instead of an erection for Kyle's dad so his parents could stay together. They got kicked out of five stores because of that," Sakura said.
"Heh, now that was funny. But it was also funny when Kyle's dad came back at the end with a boner sticking out. You can see the bulge through his pants," Jasmine said.
"I know. And it was also funny when they put Cartman on that cross and Stanley and Kyle were waiting for him to die so they can give him Kyle’s dad. At the end, Cartman was all skinny and stuff," said Sakura.
"You mean anorexic. There was no fat left on his body. He was left out there for three weeks until they decided to go back and get him," replied Jasmine.
"What are you two yapping about?" asked Kaiba.
"Oh that's right. People with
brains the size of ball sacks don't know and understand what
"Very funny. I just asked a question," said Kaiba.
"So? Not my problem," Jasmine said.
"Well, excuse me if they don't
show
"Actually they do Kaiba. But you don't watch TV so you wouldn't know that," replied Yugi, finally.
"I do watch TV, thank you," Kaiba replied.
"What? The National Porno channel?" Jasmine said sarcastically.
"No I don't! I run a company. I don't have time to watch kiddy shows," Kaiba said, serious.
"You know, if
"Yeah really Kaiba. So do at least have an arcade here?" Sakura asked.
"As a matter of fact, I do. It's straight ahead."
"Then let's go!" shouted Jasmine excited.
All four of them went into the arcade. It was huge inside and there were so many games you couldn't even dream of find in a regular arcade place.
Jasmine and Sakura wanted to play CTR (Crash Team Racing). Yugi decided play along with them since it'd been years since he'd played the game. And I mean years. Jasmine forced Kaiba to join them. With that tape recorder of course.
"Oh yeah! I'm coming up behind you Kaiba!" shouted Sakura, excited.
Kaiba was in first place so far and it was on the first lap. But Jasmine was the better player. She shot Kaiba with three missiles and moved right into first.
"Oh my god! You killed Kaiba!" laughed Sakura.
"I sure did," replied Jasmine.
"You bastard!" joked Sakura.
Kaiba was now in sixth place. Yugi was in fourth, trying his best to catch up and Sakura was now in eighth place. Thanks to one of the other players shooting her with a missile. The score is tallied. Jasmine was in first place, Sakura was able to make in second place, Yugi was in third, and Kaiba came in eighth place because he ran into one of Jasmine's nitro crates.
"Score! I won!" Jasmine shouted, happily.
"Ha! You only won because of that nitro crate you had," replied Kaiba.
"Hey! I've been playing this game ever since it came out and no one has ever beaten me at it. Not even Bunny and Sammy. So what makes you think you can? You're just jealous because I beat you. No one told you to run into my nitro crate," said Jasmine.
"I was right behind you when you put that nitro crate out!" shouted Kaiba.
"Well, no one told you to be right behind me!" shouted Jasmine, right in Kaiba's face.
"Come on you two. Can you stop arguing with each other for at least one hour? At least?" asked Yugi, sweat dropping.
"Don't start one of your friendship speeches Moto," replied Kaiba.
Jasmine smacked Kaiba upside the head. "You need all the friends and the advice you can get," she said, crossing her arms.
"What was your purpose for hitting me!?" Kaiba shouted.
"Don't be yelling at me!!! You're asking to have all your teeth punched out!!" Jasmine shouted right back at him.
"Suddenly, the arcade doesn't seem fun anymore," Sakura said to Yugi.
"I agree. They're going to do this all day. And Kaiba's known for winning an argument… sometimes," replied Yugi.
Kaiba and Jasmine continued to argue while Sakura and Yugi sweat dropped and went to find another game in the arcade to play. After thirty minutes of hearing Kaiba and Jasmine argue, all four of them decided to leave the arcade and Kaiba and Jasmine began to argue about where to go next. Kaiba wanted to go where the dueling areas were and Jasmine wanted to go to the dance club. So did Sakura. Yugi stayed out of the conversation and just decided to go with whatever they decided on. The spirit started talking telepathically talking to Yugi again.
"Uh… Yugi? Is there anything that Kaiba and Jasmine can agree on?" he asked.
"Uh… I don't think so spirit. Jasmine's going to keep arguing with Kaiba until he gives in and let us go to that dance club," Yugi said.
"Great," said the spirit, annoyed with the fact that Jasmine and Kaiba won't shut up so he covered his ears. Yugi just slightly laughed at the spirit.
"I want to go to the dance club!" shouted Jasmine.
"Well, I don't!" Kaiba shouted back.
"You can go to your stupid dueling arenas anytime you want to Kaiba! This is our day to have fun, not yours. Now we're going to the dance club and that's final!" Sakura shouted. Both Jasmine and Kaiba looked at Sakura.
"It doesn't matter to me. As long as you to don't start arguing... again," Yugi replied, this time with annoyance in his voice.
Kaiba grunted and opened his mouth to say something.
"Stuff it Kaiba. We don't need to or want to hear it. It's our day for fun, not yours. Don't like, then don't make me take out the tape," Jasmine threatened with an almost sadistic tone of voice. Yugi groaned inwardly, `when would they ever stop?' he thought to himself.
"Forget the tape. Let's just go already," said Sakura as she ran towards the opening of the dance club. Jasmine followed her. Kaiba just looked over towards Yugi. He was about to say something but Yugi had walked off before he could.
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Inside the dance club, people were jamming to the music the DJ was playing. A lot of guys were over by the bar getting drinks or just getting drunk.
Kaiba thought to himself for a moment, and looked around for Jasmine, Sakura and Yugi. They had disappeared in the crowd, and Yugi sat at a table all by himself. Kaiba grinned and thought of a way to get back at Jasmine. He turned to the bartender and ordered a mixed drink, with more alcohol than soda. The color resembled sprite, but the vodka would be a nice touch, and would be hidden by the soda.
Kaiba moved along the side of the dance floor to where Yugi sat. Kaiba had several drinks, all of which were harmless, except the one meant for Jasmine.
"What are those for Kaiba?" Yugi asked nicely.
"For you and them," Kaiba said in his usual tone of voice. Yugi smiled at him unsurely and took one. "What's in it?" he asked.
"It's just a harmless drink Yugi. Don't you trust me?" Kaiba asked.
"Not really," said Yugi as he took a sip of the drink.
"Where are your girlfriend and the midget? I thought they'd be over here with you," said Kaiba.
"Yeah but they decided to go dancing. Speaking of which, why did you put a dance club in your amusement park if you weren't going to go in it?" Yugi asked out of curiosity.
"My butler asked me to build one so I did," replied Kaiba.
"Why your butler? Why would he want a dance club?"
"Isn't it obvious Yugi? He wanted it so that he could dance. Why else would someone want a dance club?" Kaiba asked with annoyance, as if that answer was the only logical one in the world. The sad thing was, it was the only one.
"And he also asked you to put a dance poll on the stage as well?" asked Yugi.
"Yeah. I don't know why he would ask me to put a dance poll in here. It'd make this place seem more of a place for hookers and prostitutes," Kaiba said.
"Not all dance clubs. So if you didn't want a dance club in the first place, then why did you listen to your butler?" Yugi asked.
Yugi's questions were really beginning to annoy Kaiba at this point. Kaiba fought to keep his temper in check. "I value his services, so when he asked me for this small thing, I did it. He's been excellent, and this was what he got for all his hard work. Any more questions will result in me losing my temper and hurting you." Kaiba managed to grit out through clenched teeth.
"Yeah, is that him with three of your maids on stage right now?" asked Yugi, pointing towards the stage.
Kaiba looked towards the stage and saw his butler with three of his maids on stage getting jiggy with it. He was taking one of the maids' tops off and threw it into the crowd. It landed on the table where Yugi and Kaiba were sitting at.
Kaiba looked disgusted and stood from his seat. Yugi eeped and grabbed the drinks off the table before they spilled. Kaiba stalked off towards the stage, and when he was out of sight, Jasmine and Sakura pulled themselves to the table.
"Yugi, what the hell is that!?" Jasmine asked, glaring and pointing at the top on the table.
"It's belongs to one of Kaiba's maids that are on stage with the butler," replied Yugi.
"I thought they looked familiar," said Jasmine, sitting down at the table.
"IT BURNS!!" said Sakura, covering her eyes and throwing the top back into the crowd.
"I know. It almost knocked over the drinks Kaiba had bought for us. I already dranked mine," said Yugi.
"I see. So where did Kaiba go?" asked Jasmine.
"He went to go do something about the maids and butler," Yugi said with a shrug.
"He bought drinks for us? Are they safe to drink?" Jasmine asked.
"He said they were harmless," Yugi replied.
"I don't believe him. Go buy your own drink Jasmine. Kaiba could've rigged them all," said Sakura as she pushed the drinks away.
"What makes him think I'm stupid enough to fall for the old 'more vodka than soda' trick? He's dumber than he looks," said Jasmine.
"Come on guys. He wouldn't do that," Yugi said.
"But I still don't trust him. I'm going to go buy my own drink," Jasmine said as she got up from the table and went over to the bar.
Sakura smiled and took the drinks from Yugi. Only one was clear, which was sprite. The rest were cokes. So taking the coke ones, she left Yugi for a moment and returned with 2 empty glasses. Yugi blinked and Sakura said nothing. Jasmine returned to the table, a glass of Sprite in her hand. Kaiba suddenly appeared out of nowhere, just after her.
"So what did you do with your butler and maids? I hope you didn't fire them," said Jasmine, looking at Kaiba in disgust.
"No, I didn't. I told them that I didn't want to see them doing anything like ever again," Kaiba replied.
"You think they'll actually listen to you?" Sakura asked.
"I doubt it. They never listen to some of my rules anyway," said Kaiba.
DJ: "Hey, any of you pretty ladies want to come up here and dance for us? You get paid!"
"Well that depends on the kind of dance!" A random girl yelled out from the sea of bodies.
The DJ thought for a moment, before looking at the pole that sat in the middle of the stage. "Anything you want. If you sing, you get more. If you get really brave and use the pole, you get more. And you'll get a lot if you're so drunk or brave you take something off!" He yelled into the mike, smirking.
Jasmine looked over at Yugi and smiled. Yugi wasn't looking at that moment, and he didn't notice when she left the table. Sakura watched her go, and Kaiba just sat, not paying attention. A few people lined up on the stage to sing, and Jasmine was among the few, about seventh.
Most of them that got on stage either took too long or sucked complete ass. Jasmine was up next and ready to knock the crowd dead. The DJ held the mike to her mouth.
"So what's your name sexy girl?" he asked.
"It's Jasmine," she replied.
"That's it? No last name? Come on. You gotta give us a last name," the DJ said.
"No, I don't have to give you a last name. Besides, I would figure you would want to find someone who didn't suck before you lost all the customers," she said in a tone to rival Kaiba's coldest monotone.
The DJ looked taken aback, and the crowd began to cheer at her words. "Well... excuse me for intruding in you life. I just asked so the audience could know who you are in case you blow them away with the way you sing... or use the pole. Which ever one you decide," he said.
“I decided to do both," said Jasmine, boldly.
The crowd was up in murmurs, and began to chant her name over and over. Jasmine smiled slightly and looked over at the table she had left. Sakura gave a wide smile and thumbs up, while Yugi looked shocked, hints of red on his cheeks. She took the mike from the DJ and began to walk out towards the pole.
Meanwhile, Vortex was sitting at the bar with a Pena Colada in her hand while also looking for her next target.
"Well, well, well… so many targets but which one to choose?" Vortex took a sip of her drink. She then looked at the DJ over by the stage. "My, my… this DJ looks like he may hold a star seed. Hopefully… it's a real one or Galaxia will have my head." She tipped the bartender and walked off into the crowd.
Jasmine however, had decided on what song she was going to sing and the crowd just continued to chant her name.
"All right everybody! Are you ready!!!?" she shouted into the mike. The audience shouted yeah!
(Jasmine)
Ooooooooohhhh yeah
Like a movie scene
In the sweetest
dreams
I've pictured us
together
Now
to feel your lips
On my fingertips
I have to say is
even better
Then I could ever
thought it could possibly be
It's perfect; it's
passion, it setting me free
From all of my
sadness
The tears that
I've cried
I have spent all
of my life
(Chorus: Jasmine)
Waiting for
tonight, oh!
When you would be
here in my arms
Waiting for
tonight, oh!
I've dreamed of
this love for so long
Waiting for
tonight, Ooooohhh
Jasmine walked over towards the pole on the stage and began to jump on it and swing around it while singing. Everyone was cheering her on. She then signaled for Yugi to come up there with her. He shook his head no but Sakura pushed him up there anyway. Kaiba, on the other hand, was left at the table by himself, so he went to the bar and bought him a drink. This time, no Sprite in it, just vodka.
Poor Yugi was scared to death being on stage. Even though Jasmine and Sakura were with him. Jasmine had pushed Yugi up on the dance pole and all he did was hold on. Sakura danced on stage along with Jasmine, the crowd cheering them on. Yugi, however, was still holding onto the pole.
Over at the bar, Kaiba was so drunk from drinking so much Vodka he didn't even know what was going on. Much less care.
“Give me another one," he said in a slurred voice.
"I don't think so Mr. Kaiba. I think you've had enough," said the bartender.
"Just give me another one damn it!!" shouted Kaiba angrily. The bartender did what he said and poured Kaiba another drink and gave it to Kaiba.
Meanwhile, Vortex was in the crowd looking for her next target. Oy…
(Vortex POV)
Ugh! This place is revolting!! I can barely hear myself think let alone find a target!! I hate crowded places anyway. I don't know what made me come here in the first place!!
(End POV)
As Vortex made her way through the crowd, they kept cheering Sakura and Jasmine on while Yugi was still on the pole holding on. Eventually, he did get down when the DJ announced that the club was closing. Everyone groaned and so did Vortex. Since she hadn't found a specific target yet, she decided the DJ would be her target. Since he made everyone leave.
Jasmine, Sakura, and Yugi walked over towards the bar where Kaiba was and saw that he was out cold.
"How long was he over here like this?" asked Yugi, trying to wake Kaiba up. No good. Kaiba was out like a light.
"He's been unconscious for the past twenty minutes," replied the bartender.
"And you didn't stop him? Oh well, at least we don't have to go to those dueling arenas," said Sakura.
"True. He's not dead is he?" Jasmine asked.
"Nope. Just drunk from drinking so much Vodka. All straight," said the bartender.
"Damn!!! All straight!!?? He should be dead," said Jasmine.
Not really Jasmine. He'll just have a very bad hang over. He'll need plenty of rest when he gets home. And a lot of aspirin probably. Let's get him out of here," said Yugi as he grabbed Kaiba's left are. Jasmine grabbed his right arm and Sakura didn't want to touch him.
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They left the dance club trying the best they could to drag Kaiba to the limo that was so far away. Kaiba was heavy so they had to walk slowly. They were nowhere close to the limo anyway.
"Can't we just leave him on the ground for the rats to get him?" asked Sakura.
"No, we can't leave him on the ground Sakura. And I don't think there are any rats in his amusement park anyway," replied Yugi.
"There are in the alley," said Sakura.
"Uh huh. We have to get home. It's getting late. I've had enough excitement for one day," said Yugi, sighing.
"You could've at least climbed the pole Yugi," replied Jasmine.
"Sorry but I'm not into poles nor am I into climbing them," Yugi said.
"I guess I'll have to remember that next time," Jasmine said smiling.
Just then, they heard a man screaming from inside the dance club.
"Aw man. What now?" Sakura asked, annoyed.
"It's probably Vortex again. We have to transform and go see," replied Jasmine.
"You two go. I'll stay here and keep and eye on Kaiba," said Yugi. They sat Kaiba down on the ground up against a wall.
"All right. Let's go Sakura," said Jasmine running back towards the club.
"Right behind you," shouted Sakura as she followed Jasmine.
"Be careful you two!" shouted Yugi, worriedly.
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Inside the dance club, Vortex had attacked the DJ and his star seed came out.
"Let's hope this time, it won't turn black," she replied. The crystal that had appeared turns black, and the villainess was disappointed, as the star seed was not the one that she was looking for. "WHAT!!??? Not again!! Oh why can't I find a star seed that's actually real and won't turn black!!?? This stinks!!"
"That's because you're probably the one stinking up the place!!" shouted a voice familiar to Vortex.
"Oh no! You brats again!?" Vortex said, annoyed.
"That's right! You won't get away with taking innocent peoples star seeds Vortex so this is your last time. I am Sailor Star Moon and in the name of the Moon I shall punish you!" she said.
"And I will punish you as well. I'm Sailor Mini Star Moon and I won't let you destroy music nor a DJ's career!"
"Uh… Mini Star Moon… that was kinda lame," replied Sailor Star Moon.
"Well, sorry if my sayings are not as good as yours," Sailor Mini Star Moon said.
"Who told you that!? I bet it was Sailor Moon wasn't it!?"
"Yoo-hoo! If you don't mind, I'd like to continue on with my job. Wish I could play with you but I have to run. Sailor DJ! Awaken and get rid of them!" shouted Vortex as the black telephone booth appeared behind her. She stepped into it and disappeared.
"She got away again! I wonder where she goes," said Mini Star Moon.
"No time for guessing. We have to take care of a little problem first."
The DJ turned into a phage and came out as Sailor DJ, dressed up in an outfit with records covered over him also with record CDs in his hands.
"Wazzup, Sailor Senshi! I'm Sailor DJ and I'm taking your requests right now. So take this! Record Tornado!!" he shouted.
Star Moon and Mini Star Moon jumped out of the way of the attack. "Star Crystal Beam attack!" cried Star Moon. Her attack sent Sailor DJ flying in the air. He landed on one of the tables and broke it as well.
"Nice shot Sailor Star Moon. Now turn him back to normal," Mini Star Moon said.
"Right! All right! Get ready for a taste of your own medicine," said Sailor Star Moon.
"Guess again! Microphone whip!" said Sailor DJ shouted. His attack wrapped all around Sailor Star Moon's body.
"AAHH!! Let me go!!" shouted Star Moon.
"Let her go you creep!" Mini Star Moon shouted.
"What are you going to do about it shorty? There's nothing you can do but there's plenty I can do to your friend," Sailor DJ said.
“Not if I have anything to do about it! Star Moon Electric Shock!!" Mini Star Moon shouted. A blast of energy came from her hands and hit Sailor DJ. It knocked him so far back that he landed up on stage. Her attack also destroyed his Microphone Whip, setting Sailor Star Moon free.
"Thanks Sakura. Now to send this creep packing." Sailor Star Moon held up her staff. "Starlight Honey Moon Therapy Kiss!!!"
Sailor DJ tried to get up but Sailor Star Moon's attack turned him back to normal before he could and his star send went back inside of him.
"Looks like he's okay now. Let's get out of here," said Sailor Star Moon.
"I wonder what made Vortex decide to attack the DJ anyway. What would make her think that he'd have a star seed?" asked Mini Star Moon.\
"Don't know. But I bet she's following us. We'd better be more careful." Both of them left the dance club. The DJ however, caught sight of them before they left.
"Who are they?" he said to himself.
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Meanwhile inside of Kaiba's limo, the driver had already dropped Yugi and Sakura off home. Jasmine, however, was stuck with Kaiba, who was still out cold lying in the seat across from her. Eventually he did wake up groaning in pain.
"Oh, my head. God it hurts," he said.
"Well, no one told you to drink so much Vodka and pass out," replied Jasmine.
"You? Where’s –
"Yugi and Sakura? Your driver dropped them off home already. And you were still knocked out of course," Jasmine said.
"I don't remember. God my head!"
"Quit complaining. I have no sympathy for you no way. You caused it on yourself. You can get some aspirin and sleep when we get to your mansion. I'll see to it that your maids do so," said Jasmine.
"You have to right to boss my hired help around."
"You boss them around don't you? Except I'm nicer than you are. And your butler of yours is pretty cool to hang around. I wonder what he did when he got home."
"Who cares!?"
"Just be thankful that you're not dying."
"I feel like I am dying my head hurts so much."
"You just have a bad hang over."
But Kaiba didn't hear her. He had fell right back off to sleep.
"Poor guy. Maybe Sakura and I were being fair to him today. Eh, who cares? I had my fun." Jasmine lay back in the seat and enjoyed the rest of the drive to the mansion.
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At the
Mokuba paused the game. “I’ll get it
“Who are you?” asked Mokuba.
“I’m Jasmine Tsukino. I’m staying here at your mansion for a while until my mom—AAHH!!” Jasmine lost her grip on Kaiba and all of his body weight knocked her down on the floor.
Mokuba grabbed both of Kaiba’s arms, trying to get him off of Jasmine.
“Are you okay?” Mokuba asked.
“I’m fine but your brother is heavy,” replied Jasmine. “He drunk nothing but pure straight Vodka and passed out.” Jasmine got up off the floor and straightened up her clothes. “My friends and I are here on summer vacation but we had no place to stay. So, my boyfriend was nice enough to call his friends so we’d have a place to stay. Well, at least until my mom gets here. Anyway, so I’m stuck here and your brother has been getting on my last nerves.”
“So, your boyfriend knows my brother? What’s his name?” asked Mokuba.
“Yugi Moto. You probably know him. So, what do you want me to do with your brother? He’s out could so he’s not going to be doing much,” Jasmine said.
“Leave that to me ma’am,”
“Oh well, thank you
“Came back? You went some where
“He was at the dance club at
“And let me guess, Seto caught you and told you four to come back here and he’ll deal with you later?”
“This boy is smarter than his older
brother sometimes. I’ll take Master Seto
upstairs to his room,”
“So you’re Kaiba’s little brother right?” asked Jasmine.
“Yeah, that’s right. And don’t worry about my brother. He’s always drinking Vodka any chance he gets. I guess that’s his way of trying to get some sleep when he’s been up all night working,” Mokuba explained.
“He does this all the time?”
“Not all the time. Since
“Shouldn’t you be in bed since you have a cold? You’ll make it worse if you keep getting in and out of bed,” Jasmine said, worriedly.
“I’ll be fine. I took my medicine already, so I’ll be up for awhile until it kicks in and I fall asleep,” Mokuba said smiling.
“Oh, okay. Well, I’ll play video games with you later. I need to take a shower,” Jasmine said as she began walking upstairs
“Okay. It was nice meeting you Jasmine,” replied Mokuba.
“The same to you too, Mokuba.”
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P: Chapter is done.
JT: Yeah, seven will be up soon.
P: Yeah, eventually.
G: Don’t be so negative P.
P: I’m not being negative.
FP: Anyway, review everyone!