JT: Welcome back peoples!  Here’s chapter 10, A Birthday Gone Wrong pt. 2.

 

P: Yeah, and Kaiba must die.

 

FP: We all know that.

 

G: We are the ‘I hate Kaiba club’.  Anyone else want to join?

 

P: JT thinks Kaiba is sexy.

 

JT: I do not!

 

P: Oh yeah?  I heard you call out his name in your sleep.  You like that big chinned motherfucker don’t you!?  Don’t you!?

 

JT: *is silent*

 

FP: Ooh, someone has the hots for Kaiba!

 

JT: Do not!

 

G: Do too!

 

JT: Shut up!

 

P: While they fight, I’ll do the disclaimer, we don’t own any music or Yu Gi Oh or Sailor Moon.  Read it already!

 

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Chapter 11 A Birthday Gone Wrong pt. 2

 

It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon in the town of Domino.  Milla, Zaria, and Aline were at a nearby Coffee Shoppe.  Planning their way of attacking the Sailor Senshi and Bunny, Yugi, and Jasmine.

“So, now that we know that Yugi, Jasmine, and Bunny are still alive, it’s time for a little payback, don’t you think?” asked Aline.

“I fully agree with you Aline.  If it weren’t for them, Catora wouldn’t have had us sent back to the underworld,” said Zaria.

“We know.  Speaking of Catora, I wonder how they defeated her.  If we couldn’t, how were they able to?  It doesn’t make sense,” replied Milla.

“Of course it makes no sense.  If she couldn’t defeat those brats then I guess we’ll have to finish what she started.  Even if it means working for Galaxia,” Zaria said.

 

“Ugh!  Don’t even mention her name.  She summoned us from the underworld to get rid of those three and the Sailor Senshi.  She could’ve done this herself if she wanted the power of the Silver Millennium Crystal.  Wait… I just came up with an idea,” Milla said, smiling deviously.

“Hmm, like what Milla?” Aline asked.

 

“Well, if she’s still after the crystal and more, then there’s no point in giving it to her right?  We could keep it for ourselves and rule the entire world.  We should’ve thought of this along time ago,” said Milla.

“I like the way you think Milla.  What Galaxia doesn’t know, won’t hurt her.  Let’s go along with Milla’s plan.  But first, we’d need a very powerful source to fight with to make ourselves invincible to everyone else,” said Zaria.

“What power did you have in mind Zaria?” Milla asked.

“I was thinking more the line of a power beyond that of the Silver Imperial Crystal.  For us to find and take this power, we need a power source that’s more powerful than this crystal.  There are only tow in the world that are stronger than the Silver Imperial Crystal,” Zaria explained.

 

“There is? Asked both Milla and Aline.

“Of course.  Didn’t you two ever pay attention in witch school?  There’s the power of the Legendary Sailor Senshi, Sailor Sun and little Jasmine with the power of the Silver Star Imperial Crystal,” said Zaria.

“No way.  Jasmine’s power is more powerful than the Silver Imperial Crystal?” asked Milla.

“But how is that eve possible?” asked Aline.

 

“Why else would I come up with such plans to try and destroy her when she was younger?  It’s because she has the power that we need to take over the world and then some.  And then there was that stupid little fairy she and the others were hanging around.”

“Ayame?  She went back to her own home.  She won’t be coming back anytime soon,” replied Aline.

“Don’t count on it.  It’s what I want her to do.  I want her to come back and help the Sailor Senshi and that’s when we’ll take her power as well.  You see, she’s not only a pathetic little fairy but she’s also the Legendary Sailor Sun.  No one’s ever seen her so they believe it’s all a myth.  But I know better,” Zaria smirked evilly.

“It’s a good thing that we have you on our team Zaria.  So, what’s our plan of attack today?  We gotta come up with something or else Galaxia will have our heads and we’re powerless against her right now,” Milla explained.

 

“Don’t worry.  By the time we’ve gotten the power we need, Galaxia will think twice before trying to send us back to the underworld.  But for right now, we’ll just pretend that we’re attacking all of the Senshi at once for the time being until we get little Jasmine right where we want her.  Because with her power, nothing can stop us,” said Zaria as she smiled evilly.

“I like the way you think Zaria,” Aline said.

“And so do I,” said Milla.

 

Meanwhile, across the street from the Coffee Shoppe, Iron Mouse was walking amongst all the other people in her disguise while also looking for a new target.

 

(Vortex’s POV)

I can’t believe this is my last chance to find a star seed for Master Galaxia.  But there’s no one around here with a real star seed.  That Seto Kaiba guy looks like a pretty good target, but the way Galaxia was talking, it seems like she had other plans for him.  Then there’s that Tea Gardner girl.  She was already one of my targets but Galaxia said that she has a fondness for that Yugi Moto boy.

So far, I have no one that would be a good potential target.  I have to find someone that holds a star seed and fast or it’ll be the end of me.  I don’t know what to do.  Damn it!!

(End POV)

 

Vortex continued walking through the crowd of people.

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At the Tsukino family house, everything was set up for the party to begin.  Yugi’s friends had already arrived around one o’clock.  Right now, it’s three but they decided to come over early.  Carmen and Brittany had turned the music on but not up too loud because not everyone was there yet.  So, they kept it down low.

Tea had brought three people with her, Chloe and Kristin, she didn’t want to bring them anyway, and her friend Sasha Flanders.  She and Sasha were by the stairs talking.

           

“So far, this party’s okay.  Everyone else may not have arrived yet but its okay,” Sasha replied, taking sip of punch from her cup.

“Where’s Yugi?  He was in here a minute ago,” Tea said, looking for him.

“Tea, I don’t see why you can’t just accept the fact that Yugi has a girlfriend already.  He told you to be friends with her and you still won’t do that.  I don’t think Jasmine is as bad as you say she is,” said Sasha.

“Well, she is.  Don’t believe a word anyone else says or she says,” said Tea.

 

“Look, it’s her birthday along with her sister’s and Yugi’s.  Can you put your jealously aside for at least a day?  Or a week?” asked Sasha.

“Uh, no?  I love Yugi and I don’t want to see him get hurt.  I don’t trust Jasmine and I never will.  Besides, what does she have that I don’t have?” Tea asked, crossing your arms.

“Maybe the fact that she’s not jealous that you hang around Yugi and if this whole situation was turned around the other way, she would respect your wishes and be friends with you,” Sasha said.

“Very funny Sasha.  I highly doubt that.  If I were with Yugi, she’d try so hard to break us up and have Yugi hating me.  No way,” said Tea.

 

“But you’re not with Yugi.  If you were really Yugi’s friend, you’d respect the fact he has a girlfriend and be friends with Jasmine.  I bet if you talk to her, you two may have something in common,” Sasha told her.

“Yeah, right.  I doubt that.  I thought you were on my side Sasha.”  Tea pouted.

“I am on your side but if you want my advice I say get to know Jasmine first before you go judging her.  Then if she’s as you say she is, then you warn Yugi,” replied Sasha as she finished the rest of her punch.

“A lot of help that’ll do.”

 

Way over across from them, Chloe and Sakura were over by the stereo system.

“I know my cousin is up to something.  I’ll have to keep a close eye on her during this entire party.  Otherwise, she’ll make a move on Yugi while Jasmine isn’t looking,” Chloe replied.

“That is not going to happen.  Besides, Yugi’s not even interested in her.  He loves Jasmine.  Tea is just Yugi’s friend.  Why can’t your cousin understand that?” asked Sakura.

“I don’t know.  She’s just desperate like that.  My Aunt, her mother, is a prostitute that likes to sleep around with rich guys.  Basically, everyone in Domino City knows about her bad background.  That’s why I don’t have any friends at my school.  They take one look at me and they see my Aunt Reva,” explained Chloe.

 

“Well, that’s not right.  Well, don’t worry about a thing.  My friend Hotaru and I are going to Domino Jr. High with you so you’ll have us as friends.  Hey… what about Mokuba?”

“Him?  I hardly see him.  We don’t the same lunch period but we just don’t sit together.  And plus, I ride the bus home after school.  His brother picks him up.  He’s nice though.  I just wish his ex girlfriend would get a life.  She thinks she better than everyone is.  Sometimes she can be very nice and other times she can be a real butt munch.  It’s like she has a split personality or something,” Chloe told Sakura.

“Yeah, I’m used to meeting people like that so it’s not a really big thing.  I hope I don’t meet this ex girlfriend of his,” said Sakura.

“If we pray long and hard, she might not beg Mokuba to bring her with him and his brother,” joked Chloe.

 

Sakura laughed.  “You’re pretty funny.  I don’t see why no one wants to be friends with you.  You’re pretty cool.”

“Thanks Sakura.”

 

Just then, the doorbell ringed.  Diane came out of kitchen to get it.  As soon as she opened it, was she greeted with a crowd of hellos’.

“Hello Ms. Tsukino!” chimed a happy bossy sounding voice.  That was Raye.

“Hello Raye.  Everyone, come on in.  Put your gifts on the table before you do anything else,” said Diane as she let everyone in.

“Will do,” replied Mina.

 

All the girls came into the house, even down to Michelle, Amara and her daughters, and Trista.  Then there was Mokuba, Kaiba, and Chibi-Chibi.  They had arrived also. And Mokuba had also brought someone with him.  Can you guess?  It’s his ex girlfriend, Maura Kiyoko.

Just before Kaiba could sit down, Sammy ran out the kitchen, past everyone, and jumped on Kaiba’s back while wearing a lacey woman’s Speedo thong that was see-through.  Kaiba, on the other hand, fell on the ground on his butt.

 

“Ow!  That hurt!!” he shouted, in pain.

“Don’t worry lover, I will make it all better with my magic—

“Munchkin!  Don’t even finish that sentence!!!” shouted Hotaru, very gothic like.

“Don’t hate because I’m sexier than you Hotaru and that Kaiba loves me more,” Sammy replied, snapping his fingers in that don’t-go-there-girlfriend way.

 

“First off, I can do without Kaiba’s love, and secondly, if you want to go butt rape him, take it upstairs,” said Hotaru.

“With pleasure.”  Sammy started to pull Kaiba by his arm.

“Let me go you brat!” Kaiba shouted, angrily.

“Don’t worry my love, I promise it won’t hurt.”

 

Kaiba stared at Sammy blankly.  Sammy pulls out a dog collar from up under the coffee table and puts it around Kaiba’s neck.

Kaiba starts to pull on the chain.  “Let me go you little twerp.”

“Bad dog!” Sammy shouted as he pressed a button at the end of the leash.  Kaiba shakes a little from the shock.

 

“Now who’s the dog Kaiba?” laughed Joey.

“Shut it Wheeler!” Kaiba said.

Sammy takes a cool advantage and drags Kaiba halfway up the stairs. 

 

Diane is coming downstairs seeing this.  “Sammy?  What are you doing with my lacy thong panties?” she asked.

“Mem, I have some business to take care of,” he said.

“Get your grandmother’s old dog collar away from around Kaiba’s neck,” said Diane as she crossed her arms.

“But mem, we were going to go play the Xbox,” said Sammy, trying to imitate Cartman’s voice from South Park.

 

“What do you need the collar for then?”

Sammy didn’t reply.  He was silent.  He took the collar off of Kaiba.  “You may have won this battle but your butt will be mine someday,” he said.

 

Melanie and Hotaru were reciting lines from South Park the movie.

“Mokuba, would you like to join us in reciting lines from South Park the movie?” asked Hotaru.

“Cool!  I love that show!!  I’ve seen the movie twenty times when Seto isn’t around.  He wouldn’t understand it anyway.  It’s too complicated for his small brain,” joked Mokuba.

“I’m doing Mr. Garrison, Mr. Hat, and Kenney, Hotaru will do Cartman, Melanie will do Stanley, and Mokuba, and you will do Kyle.  Everyone got that?” asked Sammy.

 

“Who died and made you the instructor?” Hotaru asked.

 

“I just thought you might like to play a character that you like M’Kay?” Sammy said, very much like Mr. Mackey from South Park.

“Shut up you little turd and just start already,” said Hotaru, getting angry.

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Sammy (Mr. Hat): “Okay children; let’s take our seats we have a lot to learn today.”

 

Sammy (Mr. Garrison): “We sure do Mr. Hat.  Okay children!  Let’s start the day off with a few new math problems.  What is 5 x 2?”

 

Everyone was silent.

 

Sammy (Mr. Garrison): “Come on children don’t be shy, just give it your best shot.”

 

Melanie (Clyde: (raises hand)

 

Sammy (Mr. Garrison): “Yes Clyde?”

 

Melanie (Clyde): “12?”

 

Sammy (Mr. Garrison): “Okay, now let’s try and get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.  Anyone?  Come on don’t be shy.”

 

Mokuba (Kyle): “I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison.”

 

Hotaru (Cartman): (mocks Mokuba)

 

Mokuba (Kyle): “Shut up fat boy!”

 

Hotaru (Cartman): “Hey!  Don’t call me fat you fucking Jew!!!

 

Sammy (Mr. Garrison): “Eric!  Did you just say the ‘F’ word!?”

 

Hotaru (Cartman): “Jew?”

 

Mokuba (Kyle): “No, he is talking about ‘Fuck’.  You can’t say ‘Fuck’ in school you fucking fat ass!

 

Sammy (Mr. Garrison): “Kyle!!”

 

Hotaru (Cartman): “Why the fuck not!?”

 

Sammy (Mr. Garrison): Eric!!”

 

Melanie (Stan): “Dude, you just said fuck again!”

 

Sammy (Mr. Garrison): “Stanley!!”

 

Sammy (Kenney): “Fuck!”

 

Sammy (Mr. Garrison): “Kenney!!”

 

Hotaru (Cartman): “What’s the big deal?  It doesn’t hurt anybody.  Fuck, fuckity, fuck-fuck-fuck!!!!

 

Sammy (Mr. Garrison):  “How would you like to go see the school counselor?”

 

Hotaru (Cartman): “How would you like to suck my balls?”

 

Everyone gasps.

 

Sammy (Mr. Garrison): “What did you say!!??”

 

Hotaru (Cartman): “Oh, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, what I said was (uses hands as speaker phone) how would you like… to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?”

 

Sammy (Mr. Garrison): (mouth open in shock)

 

Melanie (Stan): “Holy shit dude.”

 

(P: One thing that’s wrong with this scene is the ages that these brats are.  G: Why are you calling Mokie a brat?  He’s nice.  JT: Yeah P, Mokie is nice.  FP: Ya’ll crazy.  He’s okay.  P: Whatever.  Anyway, here are the ages: Sammy and Melanie are six and Hotaru and Mokuba are twelve but Mokuba’s birthday is in July so he’s going to be turning thirteen soon.  Now, READ MORTALS!!!)

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Everyone started laughing at this little scene and applauded.  Everyone was chilling for right now.  While everyone was doing just that, Maura was sitting in the chair that Kaiba was going to sit in but couldn’t.  She was very quiet.

           

(Maura’s POV)

This is really a strange side of Mokuba I’ve never seen before.  When we were going out, he never acted like this.  He was always so cool and calm.  Sorta laid back.  Now, these new friends of his seem really strange.  I don’t trust them.  I have to protect Mokuba.

(End POV)

 

Mokuba realized that Maura hadn’t said a word since he’D brought her.  He got up off the floor and walked over towards her.  “Hey Maura, are you okay?” he asked.

“Hmm?”  She looked up at him.

“I asked if you were okay.  You’ve barely said anything since you’ve been here,” Mokuba replied.

“I’m fine Mokuba.  It’s just… I don’t really feel comfortable being here, that’s all,” Maura said.

 

“Why?  I thought you wanted to get out of the house to clear your head for a little bit,” said Mokuba.

“I do.  I just don’t feel comfortable being here without knowing everyone.  I know Yugi’s friends, but not his other ones from out of town.  Besides, I thought you wanted to give our relationship another chance,” said Maura.

“Look Maura, we can talk about that later.  Right now, let’s have some fun.  I’ve wanted to have you meet my new friends.  And I can always introduce you to everyone else later.  C’mon,” Mokuba said excitedly as he grabbed Maura by the arm leading her towards Sammy, Melanie and Hotaru.

 

“Hey Mokuba, who’s your friend?” asked Melanie.

“Friend?” Maura arched her eyebrow.

“Uh, this is Maura Kiyoko.  She goes to Domino Jr. High with me.  Maura, this is Sammy Tsukino, Melanie Tenoh, and Hotaru Tomoe,” said Mokuba.

 

“What’s up hottie?” Sammy walked over towards Maura and grabbed her arm.  “As you know, my specialties are sex, sex, and more sex.  Games too but mostly sex.  If you want to know something, just buy me and dildo and I’ll tell you anything you want!!” he shouted happily.

 

Maura gave Sammy a strange and disgusted look.  “Uh no thanks.  Anything I want to know, I’ll ask someone else,” she replied, snatching her arm out of Sammy’s grip.

“I’m Melanie.  I’m really nice.  Unlike Sammy who acts like a complete retard all the time.  Plus, I’m into Duel Monsters also.  My favorite monster is Kuriboh because it’s cute,” Melanie said.

“That thing is stupid and gay.  Why would anyone want a Kuriboh in their deck?  Anyone that owns that card is a complete faggot,” Sammy said as she crossed his arms.

 

“Uh, you do know that Yuge owns a card like that right?” asked Joey.

 

Sammy sweat dropped and realized what he had said.

“Why don’t you think before you say something, you munchkin?  If Jasmine were in here, she would’ve knocked you six feet under.  Maybe even ten,” Sakura said angrily.

“Aw, you’re just saying that because you can’t do it, Sakura!!” Sammy shouted.

“Can we say… counseling?” Joey replied.

“Can we say… stay out of my biznass?” said Sammy sarcastically.

 

Just then, Kaiba came out of the kitchen with an ice pack in his hand, holding it against his forehead.

“It’s my lover!!  Come here my love!!”  Sammy started running towards Kaiba but Kaiba stepped towards the right side of him so Sammy would run into the wall.  Not really what he was hoping for.  Sammy was running so fast that he ran into Tea, knocked her down on the floor, and fell on top of her.

 

Everyone laughed their heads off.

“Whoa!  If you weren’t older than me, I’d swear I’d say marry me and become my whore,” replied Sammy as he grabbed a hold of Tea’s breast.

“Argh!!!  Get off of me you perverted brat!!!”  Tea shouted angrily as she pushed Sammy off of her.

“Ah, they were soft, round, and tender.  So soft, so soft,” Sammy said.

“Are you okay Tea?” asked Sasha as she helped Tea off of the floor.

 

“No, I’m not.  I just got violated by a six year old!!!  I will never be fine!!!” shouted Tea at the top of her lungs angrily.

“I’m not six!!  I’m seven!!  And just for that you’ll pay!!”  Sammy shouted as he walked over towards Tea, flipped up the back of her skirt, he revealed her lacey yellow panties.

 

Tea screamed and shoved Sammy away from her.  “I saw yellow, I saw yellow!!!”  He started dancing around in a circle.

“Sammy, you’re such a retard,” Hotaru said.

“Suck… my… balls,” Sammy replied.

 

“Fuck… you,” said Hotaru.

“No… thank… you,” said Sammy.

“Both of you quit it.  It’s annoying me,” said Melanie.

“Are all of you like this all the time?” asked Maura, arching her eyebrow.

 

“Not all the time.  Sammy’s the one that acts retarded like he needs ‘Hooked of Phonics’ or something.  Anyway, I’m Hotaru Tomoe and Melanie is my sister.  Well, adopted sister.  One thing you need to know about me is if you piss me off as much as Sammy does, expect insults from me.  And a lot of them,” explained Hotaru.

“Uh yeah.  I think I’ve seen enough.  Anyway, it’s nice to meet all of you,” Maura said.

“I told you you’d like them, except for Sammy of course.  I saw Tea’s little sister Kristin, have you met her yet?” asked Mokuba.

“Tea’s sister, Kristin?  I don’t believe I have.  I’ve met her cousin Chloe but I’m not too fond of her,” replied Maura.

 

“Chloe?  How come you’re not too fond of her?  She’s really nice and funny,” said Melanie.

“Have you talked to her yet?” Maura asked.

“Oh course we have.  Have you?” asked Hotaru.

“Nope.  Her Aunt’s reputation is enough for me to know what she’s all about,” Maura said, crossing her arms.

 

“That’s not how you get to know a person by talking to them and getting to know them.  It’s not Chloe’s fault that she lives with her Aunt Reva.  She wanted to live with another one of her Aunt’s but it didn’t work out that way.  Chloe is different.  And she’s cool.  Her and Sakura are already friends,” explained Hotaru very noblely.

“That’s nice.  Oh Mokuba, do you have any other friends that aren’t like her?” asked Maura, annoyed.

Hotaru had a look of anger in her eyes.  “What do you mean like me?” she asked through gritted teeth.

 

“Well, it’s obvious that a girl like you can’t possibly have friends.  You look positively gothic.  Everyone basically knows that gothic people dress and act the way they do because of family problems.  It has nothing to do with going through a phase.  People like you will hang around anyone for attention.  Come Mokuba, introduce me to more of your new friends,” said Maura snobbishly as she pulled Mokuba by the arm, having no choice but to follow her.

 

Hotaru crossed her arms in anger.  “Who does she think she is!?  Stereotyping me!?  She has some nerve.  I’ll show her a thing or two about gothic people,” she said angrily.

“She’s not worth it, Hotaru.  It’s obvious she’s acting this way towards you is because she doesn’t want Mokuba to like you.  I could tell that him and her either are dating each other or had dated each other and broke up,” explained Melanie.

 

“Shorten it please,” replied Hotaru.

“She’s jealous of you,” Melanie said.

“She’s jealous of me?  What for?  Mokuba is only my friend.  I haven’t known him long enough to say like him,” said Hotaru.

“That doesn’t matter to most girls.  Hmm… Sammy hasn’t said a word since he flipped Tea’s skirt.  I wonder what he’s doing,” said Melanie.

 

“The little faggot probably went upstairs to play the Xbox with Rini and Kristin.  Come on, let’s go and join mama, Trista, and Michelle on the patio in the back,” Hotaru said.

“Wait for me!” Melanie followed her sister.

 

Over on the sofa, Mina was playing with Chibi-Chibi while sitting next to Joey.  Kaiba had handed Chibi-Chibi over to Mina so he could sit down and keep the ice pack close to his head.  He’s such a wimp.

“She’s so cute, isn’t she Joey?” asked Mina happily, tickling Chibi-Chibi.

Chibi-Chibi giggled.

“Ye-yeah.  No offense Mina, but I don’t dink dis kid likes me very well,” replied Joey, moving towards the other side of the couch.

 

“Who would want to?” muttered Kaiba, to himself.

“You say something Kaiba?” asked Joey, giving Kaiba a death glare.

“Nothing that concerns you dog boy,” Kaiba said.

 

Joey gritted his teeth.

“Forget about him Joey.  Anyway, what makes you think that Chibi-Chibi doesn’t like you?” asked Mina.

“She hits me every time I insult Kaiba,” said Joey.

“Oh.  Maybe that’s why she doesn’t like you.  But she’s so cute.  Yes, you are.”  Mina went back to playing with Chibi -Chibi.

“Mina!” Chibi-Chibi clapped her hands happily.

 

“Good girl!  You said my name right!  Aw!  Now, go to Joey.  Go on.”  Mina handed Chibi-Chibi over to Joey.  He took her and sat Chibi-Chibi in his lap.

“Well, I guess she’s not so bad after all.  When she’s not hanging around Kaiba of course,” Joey said, snickering.

“Dada?”  Chibi-Chibi began to look around for Kaiba.

“Hey Kaiba, your kid is calling you.  You better come get her,” joked Joey.

 

“Go to hell Wheeler.  She’s not my kid,” Kaiba replied, still holding the ice pack to his forehead.

“Well, excuse me.  You don’t have to be such an ass about.  I’m not the one that almost got raped by a six year old and sitting in a chair with an ice pack on my head,” said Joey angrily.

“Chibi!”  Chibi-Chibi started hitting Joey in the chest.

“Ow!  Okay, okay!  I won’t say anything to your so-called daddy.  Here Mina.  You take her.”  Joey handed Chibi-Chibi to Mina.

 

Mina sweat dropped.  “I guess she does hate you and you were right.  You insult Kaiba and she gets mad,” said Mina.

“Yeah well, I could care less.  You piss me off too much Kaiba with your smart remarks,” said Joey, crossing his arms in anger.

“It’s not my fault you were born with half a brain.  Why don’t you go back to elementary school and get smart all over again.  Oh, that’s right, they don’t accept your kind,” replied Kaiba, sarcastically.

 

“Go fuck yourself Kaiba!” shouted Joey.

“Joey!  There an infant here,” said Mina as she covered Chibi-Chibi’s ears.

“That’s not my style,” Kaiba said.

 

“As far as I’m concerned, you never had one,” said Joey as he turned away from Kaiba so he wouldn’t be facing him.

“Fuck!  Fuck!  Fuck!  Fuck!”  Chibi-Chibi kept repeating the word ‘fuck’ over and over again.

“You two are a bad influence on Chibi-Chibi,” said Mina.

“We are not damn it,” Joey said.

 

“Damn it!  Damn it!  Damn it!  Damn it!” Chibi-Chibi kept repeating the word ‘damn it’.

“See what I mean?” Mina replied.

“Oh shit,” said Joey.  He sat there for a moment and then he realized what he had said, “Oh no, don’t say it…”

“Shit!  Shit! Shit!  Shit!”

 

“Oy.” Mina grabbed a near by bottle of grape soda and shoved it in Chibi-Chibi’s mouth to stop her from swearing.

“I’m thinking Wheeler’s the bad influence here.  And if you don’t stop saying those words around her, I’m gonna have to wash your mouth out with soap.  Literally,” replied Kaiba sarcastically.

“Shut up Kaiba!” Joey shouted, angry.

“And what if I don’t?”

 

“Then I’m gonna kick your—

Mina covered Joey’s mouth with her right hand to keep him from saying what he was going to say because she knew Chibi-Chibi would repeat it.

“Mmph!  Mmph!”

“That’s right Joey.  You just say what you need to say inside my hand because I’m not removing it until you stop swearing.” Mina gave him a stern look.

 

Not paying attention, Chibi-Chibi’s eyes began twitching and her eyes went wide.  She then hopped out of Mina’s lap with the grape soda, and started running around squealing happily.  Everyone was confused as to what was going on.  Chibi-Chibi, on the other hand, was screeching out all kinds of things.

“Shit!  Shit!  Shit!  Fuck!  Fuck!  Fuck!  Soda!  Soda!  Soda!” Chibi-Chibi was giggling manically.

“What in the heck is wrong wit her?” asked Joey, lost.

“She’s going through a sugar rush is what’s wrong with her!” shouted Mina.

 

“And supposedly, how much sugar did you give her?” asked Kaiba.

“I didn’t give her any sugar!” Mina yelled as she got up off the sofa and tried to catch Chibi-Chibi.

 

Diane was coming out of the kitchen to see what was going on when she saw Chibi-Chibi running around the table with the soda in her arms like something was wrong with her.  Mina almost caught one of her legs but Chibi-Chibi was running too fast and she missed.  Thus, she fell down on the floor in the process.

“What in the world is going on with her?” asked Diane.

“Mina said it’s a sugar rush,” replied Sakura.

“Sugar rush?” Diane asked.

“Yep, kinda like how Sammy asks when he’s being retarded sometimes,” Sakura explained.

 

Diane sighed. “Well, I guess I better get a plate and put some vegetables on it for her,” she said as she went back into the kitchen.

 

Chibi-Chibi was still running with the soda in her arms and screeching at the top of her lungs very happily like she had won the lottery.  She tripped over one of her shoestrings and fell on the floor, while also dropping the bottle of grape soda, which landed in front of Tea.  Chibi-Chibi got up and ran over to where the soda was.  She grabbed it but when she did that… it exploded in her arms.  Getting her and Tea soaking wet and sticky.

“Argh!  My clothes!” Tea yelled angrily

 

Chibi-Chibi just started crying, still holding the now empty soda bottle.  Kaiba got up out of the chair he was sitting in, went over to Chibi-Chibi was, picked her up, and began patting her gently on her back to get her to stop crying.  He did take the empty bottle out of her arms and threw it in the trashcan that was next to Tea.

“Too bad cousin.  I do believe that outfit you’re wearing, is new now isn’t it?” laughed Chloe.

“Shut up, Chloe!” Tea shouted angrily as she shook her arms to get the soda off of them.

“No, I will not shut up!  You should’ve had the sense enough to move,” Chloe joked.

 

Tea gritted her teeth in anger.  She then turned towards Kaiba, who was still trying to get Chibi-Chibi to stop crying.  “And you… keep that kid away from me!  She’s a danger to everyone around her!” she shouted as she walked away and went into the kitchen.  That’s when Jasmine came downstairs out of her room.

“What’s going on down here?” she asked.

“Chibi-Chibi had a sugar rush and went completely crazy and she had a bottle of soda in her arms but it exploded and all of it got on her and Tea.  But most of it got on Tea,” Mina explained, trying to straighten out her long skirt.

 

Chibi-Chibi had finally stopped crying.  She was sucking on her thumb while she was in Kaiba’s arms.

“Who gave her so much sugar?” asked Jasmine.

“We… don’t know,” Kaiba replied.

“Well, Mina shoved the soda in her mouth to stop her from swearing,” said Joey.

“Hey, the top was still on it!  Besides, I did that because you wouldn’t stop swearing around her.  She’s only a little infant and she shouldn’t be saying bad words,” Mina said.

 

“How interesting.  Come on upstairs to the bathroom.  I might as well give her a bath,” replied Jasmine, not bothering to ask what else went on downstairs.

 

Kaiba followed Jasmine upstairs to the bathroom so they could give Chibi-Chibi a bath.

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Meanwhile at Domino News Channel 6 station, Cindy Prince, a slender, blonder haired woman that wears cat-eye glasses, also a reporter was sitting at her desk rewinding and fast-forwarding the tape with the incident that had happened a month ago.  Frustrated, she turned off the video and began to talk to herself.

“This doesn’t make sense!  Why would they want to dismiss a perfectly good story!?  That asshole!!  Argh!!” 

 

Cindy banged her fists on her desk in frustration and anger

“They think just because people might not believe it, that it should be dismissed.  Bullshit!  I won’t allow it.  I’ve been working here for too long to give up on a story.  They all know me better than that.”

 

Cindy sighed.

“But without the proof I need, I can’t possibly continue on with this story.  But I will find my proof.  Maybe I should try the internet to see what I can find.”  Cindy slid her chair over towards her computer and began her research.

 

Heather Stanton, a heavy set brown haired woman, also a reporter herself, and despises Cindy, was passing by Cindy’s desk, looked at the computer screen from behind her and saw what Cindy was researching.

 

“You still at it again Price?  When are you going to realize that your story has been dismissed and mine was accepted?  You need to learn how to give up sometimes because you know you can’t always win.  You actually thought the boss was going to accept your story of girls running around in mini skirts saving people in a mall?  I know you better than that.  You’re the only lame-o around here that tries to mess up everything and embarrass everyone.  But I’m still confused as to how you got the Yugi Moto kid involved.  You are such a sad case of a reporter,” Heather said or rather ranted.

Cindy was silent for a moment but she stopped what she was doing and turned to face Heather.  “If you think I’m such a sad case of a reporter Heather, then why are you talking to me?  Surely it can’t be just to brag about the fact that you get to continue on with your story and I got dismissed.  It’s your opinion that you don’t believe that those girls were real.  Ask Bob and Jeffery.  They were there with me,” explained Cindy.

 

“Please.  Bob is bald and middle aged and Jeffery is young and wild.  Of course they’ll say anything to back you up because you’re all buddies.  But life is not about making friends Price!  If you want to stay a reporter, you have to have the facts you need to back it up.  Otherwise, it gets a thumb’s down,” said Heather as she turned her thumb upside down to prove a point.

Cindy took a minute to straighten up her glasses on her face.  “Well, that’s your belief.  Mine is different from yours.  And if you have a problem with Yugi Moto being in the tape too, then you can go to hell.  The tape’s not fake Stanton and I intend to prove it.  I’m going to go to Yugi Moto’s house to get a quote from him.  I never give up on a story and I never expect to in the near future.  You may give up when your story gets dismissed Heather but I don’t.  And you can let the boss know that too.” 

 

Cindy began grabbing all of her things including stuff she needed for the interview with Yugi and left her area.

“Just admit it Price!!  You’re a failure and you always will be!!” Heather shouted where everyone could hear her.

 

Milla, Aline, and Zaria were in front of the news station.  They seemed to be waiting for someone.  Or at least Zaria was.

“What are we doing here Zaria?  We’re wasting time out here in front of a news station.  Why can’t we go and crash the brats’ party now?” asked Aline.

“Aline has a point Zaria.  Let’s go and crash the party now.  I’m getting bored,” complained Milla.

“Patience.  I’m waiting for a certain reporter by the name of Cindy C. Price to come out.  You see, she’s a low rater reporter that gets no respect from anyone at her job,” explained Zaria.

 

“Kinda like how we got no respect when Catora was around.  I have a feeling that we won’t get any respect from Galaxia either.  So, why do we need Cindy?” Milla asked.

“Cindy has a video tape of the Sailor Senshi saving some girl by the name of Tea Gardner at a mall.  Her fellow workers think it’s all a hoax.  They think she faked the tape.  So, for her to prove its all real, she needs more proof.  I came up with a way to put the Sailor Senshi to shame.  And those three brats of course.  If we get the press involved, it’ll be harder for them to stay secluded and hide their identities.  We will expose them to the media.  Is that a good plan or what?”

 

Both Mill and Aline looked at each other then back at Zaria.  Milla spoke first.

“But what about Vortex?  Doesn’t she have to fail for all of this to work?” she asked.

“Of course.  That’s the whole point.  This’ll all happen when that little runt fails again.  But of course we already know that she’s going to fail so there’s no guarantee that this plan will.  It’ll work,” said Zaria.

“I see where you’re coming from Zaria.  I say we do it.  It’s the only good plan we got and I agree with Zaria that it won’t fail,” replied Aline.

“Exactly.  Here comes someone now,” Milla said, pointing towards a woman coming out of the news station.

 

“That girls… is Cindy Price.  We have to disguise ourselves, for when she does capture the Senshi on camera for the whole world to see them, we won’t look the same when we attack and destroy them,” Zaria said.

“Good point,” replied Milla.

 

All three witches put their hands together and formed a dark blue, mixed with purple electric triangle.

 

All three of them:

 

“Calling on the spirits of the future

Calling on the lifetimes yet to come

Transform us so that we will not be recognized!

Transform us so that we will not be recognized!

Transform us so that we will not be recognized!”

 

Their witch outfits transformed to business outfits.  “Now that our disguise is complete, it’s time for us to put our plan into motion,” said Zaria, chuckling evilly.

“Yes, let’s,” replied both Milla and Aline.

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Back at the Tsukino family home, the party had just started.  The music was blasting, because of Carmen and Brittany of course, and everyone got up and started dancing.  Well… not everyone.  Tea was upstairs in Ryoko’s room trying to find some dry clothes to put on after the grape soda incident with Chibi-Chibi and everything.

 

(Ryoko’s POV)

Now, I know I don’t like Jasmine and all, but this girl’s got some spunk.  She kinda reminds me of well, myself of course.  And I can tell that she really doesn’t like my cousin all that well. I wonder, if I strike up a conversation, I want to see how far it’ll go until I find out what type of person Tea is?

(End POV)

 

Tea was sitting on Ryoko’s bed in her bra and panties with her arms crossed in anger because she had to borrow some clothes because the outfit she did have on got messed up.

“So, Tea, I was wondering, just out of curiosity, how long have you been friends with my cousin’s boyfriend?” asked Ryoko.

Ryoko’s question snapped Tea back into reality. “Uh, huh?”

“I said, how long have you been friends with Yugi?  My cousin’s boyfriend?” Ryoko asked again.

Tea blushed.  “Me?  Uh, well, uh, for a while I’d have to say. Since… middle school,” she said.

“Really now?  That is a long time,” replied Ryoko.

 

“So, how long has Yugi known Jasmine?” Tea asked.

“Hmm, let’s see, I’d have to say since they were very, very young.  Of course, I was there, and back then, Jasmine considered me to be a big pain in the butt.  Actually, she still does.  It’s so hard being around my cousin sometimes,” Ryoko said.

“Really?  I always thought you two got along with each other,” said Tea.

“Ha!  Us?  Get along?  Please!  We couldn’t even get along with each other when we were little.  Sometimes, just to get on her nerves, I’d say things to Yugi like, he needs to find someone better because Jasmine is obviously not it.  Only when I’m mad I say that,” explained Ryoko.

 

“I see.”

 

(Tea’s POV)

Wow, it looks like I’m not the only one who hates Jasmine.  Maybe Ryoko can help figure out how to get Yugi to ditch Jasmine and go out with me.  It’s a start and it just might work.  Sorry Ryoko, I hate to use you for my own selfish purposes, but I have to get Yugi away from your cousin.  No matter what it takes to do so.

(End POV)

 

Ryoko was still searching in her closet for some clothes for Tea to wear.

“So, Ryoko, are you interested in anyone by any chance?” asked Tea.

Ryoko turned around and looked at Tea.  “Me?  Oh well, I wouldn’t say—yeah I would.  I am totally interested in Seto Kaiba.  Ugh!  But as long as he’s hanging around my cousin Jasmine, there’s no way I’d ever get him to notice me.  Plus that little girl Chibi-Chibi thinking that my cousin and Kaiba are her parents, it totally messes things up for me too.  Hmph!” Ryoko crossed her arms in distraught.

“I’m so sorry Ryoko.  I wish there was something that I could do.  I have a crush on someone too but, like you, I know I probably wouldn’t have a chance with the guy,” said Tea.

“You mean Yugi?” Ryoko asked.

 

Tea gasped in shock.  “Who’d you—?

“Oh it’s totally obvious, Tea.  I could tell that you liked Yugi from the way you blush at the very mention of his name.  Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.”

“You swear you won’t tell a soul?” asked Tea, worriedly.

“Cross my heart.  I don’t hate my cousin enough to spoil her happiness by telling her that someone else is interested in her boyfriend.  Well, at least not yet anyway.  Ah, here we go!  You can borrow this outfit.” Ryoko held up a Stone Age top with a Hippie skirt.

“Thanks a bunch Ryoko.” Tea smiled happily.

 

Just then, the door to Ryoko’s room was busted wide open and Sammy came from behind, still wearing the lacey thong but this time, he had on a bow tie.  Tea screamed because she was still in her bra and panties so she grabbed one of Ryoko’s pillows and tried to cover herself up.

“SAMMY!!  What are you doing in here???!!!” shouted Ryoko angrily.

“I am the Banana Man!!  Oo-la-la, sexy lady!  Do you want to come home to my bed tonight?  Oh yeah!!” Sammy replied in a Mexican accent.  He was talking to Tea.

“Get out you little shit!!” yelled Ryoko.

“You cannot tell the Banana Man what to do!  He is in search of a bride.” Sammy started smacking himself on the ass.

 

“R-Ryoko…” Tea stammered in fear.

“Sammy, if you don’t get out right now, I will make sure that your life will be filled with misery and woe!!” Ryoko threatened.

“Oh, the Banana Man is never afraid of anything.  Just hand over the brunette and I’ll leave you alone,” replied Sammy.

“Fine.” Ryoko crossed her arms.

 

“WHAT??!!” Tea looked at Ryoko like she had lost her mind.

“Really now, Ryoko?” asked Sammy as he put his hands on his hips.

“But I guess I’m gonna have to tell Auntie Diane that you’re in my room without my permission and she’ll just have to take away your precious Xbox.” Ryoko smiled deviously.

Sammy gasped. “You wouldn’t?”

 

“Oh I so would.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Sammy ran out of Ryoko’s room and back downstairs.

 

Tea gave a sigh of relief.  Ryoko went over and closed her bedroom door back and this time, she locked it.

“I really thought you were going to give me over to him,” replied Tea.

“Sammy?  No, of course not.  I have no idea what side of the family tree the little freak comes off of but one thing’s for sure, never give in to what he says.  All I had to do was threaten that my Aunt would take away his Xbox and all of his games,” explained Ryoko.

“Well, at least he’s gone.  And thanks for letting me borrow one of your outfits, Ryoko.  I really appreciate it,” Tea said, as she got up off Ryoko’s bed and bowed to show her thanks.

 “Oh, it’s not problem.  It was either borrow clothes from me, or borrow them from Jasmine and she finds the ugliest thing in her closet for you to wear that she doesn’t wear anymore,” laughed Ryoko.

 

“Heh, good call.”

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Meanwhile, Jasmine and Kaiba had just finished giving Chibi-Chibi a bath.  Sure they got wet in the process of trying to bathe her, but at least she was clean.  They’re now trying to find her something to wear.

“You did at least bring one bag with some of her things in it didn’t you?” asked Jasmine.

“No, I didn’t.  All she brought was the pink stuffed bunny but she left it in the limo,” Kaiba replied.  He was sitting on Jasmine’s bed, drying himself off with a towel.

“Wait, this wouldn’t be the same bunny that fell out of your closet and you threw it back up there, would it?” Jasmine asked.

 

“Why?”

“Because I wanna know.” Jasmine sighed and began to but a diaper on Chibi-Chibi.

“Why are you so aggravated?” Kaiba asked.

“Because I want to know who gave her so much sugar,” Jasmine said.

 

“I told you already.  I don’t know.  She wasn’t around me at the time.  She was mostly with your mother,” Kaiba said.

“So, now you’re trying to blame my mother?”

“No, I’m not trying to blame your mother.  I’m not blaming anybody because I don’t even know what she ate,” said Kaiba.

“You should’ve been watching her.  You weren’t doing anything but sitting on the couch being a grouch.  Unlike you, your little brother knows how to have some fun,” Jasmine said.

 

“Oh very funny.  I can’t be in two places at one.  I can’t watch her and stay away from your psycho little brother at the same time,” Kaiba replied.

 

Jasmine finished fastening Chibi-Chibi’s diaper and turned around to face Kaiba. “Look, I don’t want to hear any excuses from you.  Whatever is going on between you and my brother is between you and him but don’t think you can use that as an excuse and get off easily.  You know what…” Jasmine walked over towards her bedroom door and opened it. “Get out.  Get out right now.  Chibi-Chibi will stay with me for a while since you don’t seem like you have no interest in taking care of her.  Get out of my room.”

 

“Jasmine, I never said I didn’t have interest in taking care of Chibi-Chibi.  I care about her just as much as you do,” Kaiba said.

“Well, you have a funny way of showing it.  If you really cared about her, you would’ve been watching her more carefully.  Just get out,” said Jasmine angrily, still holding her bedroom door open.

“But Jasmine—

“I said get out!” she shouted at the top of her lungs.

 

Kaiba sighed and got up off her bed. “Fine,” he said as he left her room.  Jasmine slammed the door close when he left.

 

Outside of her room, Kaiba just stood there in the hall with his head down.  Just then, Mokuba, Melanie, Maura, Hotaru, and Sammy were coming up the stairs.  They were going to Sammy’s room to play games on the Xbox.

“Run!  It’s Chinzilla!” yelled Sammy retardily.  He started running around in a circle.

 

Hotaru stuck out her left leg and tripped him, causing him to fall on the floor.  Melanie and Mokuba started laughing.  Maura was silent.

“The call of the retard… has ended,” Hotaru replied dramatically.

“Mortal Kombat!” shouted Sammy as he jumped up off the floor and got into fighting position.

“Please.  Don’t even.  I don’t want them to have to carry you out of here in a body bag,” Hotaru said.

“Hey Seto, how come you’re standing out in the hallway?  I thought you were helping Jasmine with Chibi-Chibi,” Mokuba said.

 

“I was but she told me to get out of her room,” Kaiba replied as he crossed his arms.

“I see why.  You smell like a dirty diaper.” Sammy started using his hand as a fan.

“Sammy, shut up,” said Melanie.

“Die midget!” yelled Sammy as he grabbed one of Melanie’s arms and began pulling on it.

 

“Stop you retard,” Melanie said as she smacked him on the head.

“Ow.  That hurt,” he said softly.

“Why don’t you guys go on ahead and start the game without me.  I’ll be there in a minute,” Mokuba replied.

“Okay Mokuba,” said Maura as she pushed Hotaru out of the way and smiled at Mokuba.

 

“Forward!  March!  Left, left, left, right, left!” Sammy singed this all the way to his room.  Hotaru, Melanie, and Maura followed behind him.

 

Mokuba grabbed his brother’s arm and pulled him away from Jasmine’s bedroom door so they could talk.

“Okay Seto, what happened?” he asked.

“Jasmine got mad at me because I wasn’t keeping a close eye on Chibi-Chibi.  I tried to make her understand differently but she still told me to get out of her room,” Kaiba explained.

 

“Well, Jasmine does have a point.  You don’t act like you have any interest in Chibi-Chibi sometimes.  That’s probably why she got upset.  Seto, I know Chibi-Chibi isn’t your actual child but she still needs sometime to take care of her.  Now go apologize to Jasmine and tell her that you’ll help her with Chibi-Chibi when she needs it,” Mokuba suggested.

“Mokuba, she told me to get out of her room.  What makes you think she’d want to talk to me?” asked Kaiba.

“Try big brother.  Now go on.” Mokuba pushed Kaiba towards Jasmine’s bedroom door.  He left his brother there and ran towards Sammy’s room.

“Mokuba!” Kaiba shouted softly.

 

Just then Jasmine opened her door to leave the room, she was holding Chibi-Chibi in her arms, when she noticed that Kaiba was still standing in the hall.

“What are you doing up here still?” she asked.

“I need to talk to you,” Kaiba said.

“I have nothing to say to you,” Jasmine said as she tried to leave but Kaiba wouldn’t let her.  “Move,” she said, annoyed.

 

“Please, just hear me out,” Kaiba pleaded.

“Wow, the great Seto Kaiba is begging.  This is new,” Jasmine replied sarcastically. “You’ve got five minutes.”

“Thank you.  Look, I’m sorry about what happened to Chibi-Chibi okay?  I should’ve kept a close watch on her.  And I do really care about her.  She may not be my real daughter but I still lover her like she was.  I still want to see her Jasmine.  Please.”

 

Jasmine was silent for a moment.  Chibi-Chibi was just as quiet as she could be before she began moving around in Jasmine’s arms.

“I’m sorry if it seems like I haven’t taken an interest in Chibi-Chibi.  But I do care about her, Jasmine.  Will you give me another chance and… do you forgive me?” Kaiba asked.

 

Jasmine was still silent.  Then she began to say something.

“I… I guess so.  After all, no one can predict what my brother will do to someone.  I’m sorry I got mad at you.  I can tell that you do care about Chibi-Chibi like you say you do.  I forgive you,” said Jasmine.

“I really hope we can put this behind us and … be friends?” Kaiba replied.

“I thought you didn’t like the idea of making friends,” Jasmine said.

“I guess it’s something I’ll have to get used to then.” Kaiba smiled.

 

Jasmine smiled back.  She handed Chibi-Chibi to Kaiba and he took her.

“Dada! “ replied Chibi-Chibi happily.

“Thank you, Jasmine,” Kaiba said.

“You’re welcome.” Jasmine hugged Kaiba.  He was shocked that she did but he still hugged her back.

 

Mokuba was peeking out of Sammy’s room and witnessed all of this.  He smiled happily.

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Back downstairs, Ryoko was going around giving gift bags to everyone.  Inside was a cell phone with unlimited minutes, a $1000 dollar shopping card to go shop at any store or mall and in the girls’ bags was a Backstreet Boys CD and in the guys’ bags were watches.

Joey looked in his bag and found a Backstreet Boys CD in it.  “Great, Backstreet Boys, don’t I love dem,” he said sarcastically.

Ryoko turned around and snatched the bag out of Joey’s hand.  “Sorry, you weren’t supposed to get that bag.  Here is yours,” she said as she handed him another bag with a watch in it instead of a CD.

 

“Wait, I like Backstreet Boys!” replied Joey.

“Excuse me?”  Ryoko looked at Joey in shock.

“Naw, I’m just kidding.  They’re really gay actually,” said Joey.

“They are so not gay.  They are sexy,” Ryoko said angrily.

 

“Right, being perfect makes them sexy.  Hmm… nope, they’re still gay,” joked Joey.

“You know he right,” said Carmen.

“Oh be quiet.  You wouldn’t know good music if it hit you in the face,” said Ryoko as she crossed her arms.

“Whatever,” Carmen said.

 

“Well, I happen to like the Backstreet Boys myself,” replied Raye.

“And nobody cares,” replied Sakura sarcastically.

“Very funny, Sakura,” Raye said.

 

Over by the staircase, Yugi was talking to Tea… just a nice friendly conversation.  Riiight…

“So, what do you think about Jasmine, Tea?” asked Yugi.

“She’s okay,” said Tea in a very depressed tone of voice.

“I’m glad you think so.  It was really nice of Ryoko to let you borrow some of her clothes after what happened earlier today,” said Yugi.

Tea sighed. “Don’t remind me.  It got even worse while I was upstairs,” she said.

 

“What do you mean?”

“Jasmine’s little brother barged into Ryoko’s room and Ryoko at that moment had just found me an outfit and I hadn’t even put it own yet.” Tea cringed.

Yugi laughed a little. “Well, no one can predict what Sammy’s going to do next,” he said.

“That’s not funny Yugi.  It was embarrassing.  He wanted to take me as his bride.” Tea cringed.

 

“Bride?  Okay, that’s something new he’s never done before,” replied Yugi.

“I wanna go home,” Tea sighed again.

“But I thought you were having fun.” Yugi began to frown.

“I’m trying but I really don’t seem to fit in with any of your friends,” explained Tea.

 

“Joey and Tristan didn’t have any problems.  Well, you and Ryoko seemed to hit it off, why not try and talk to Bunny?” Yugi suggested.

“Um okay.  Just as soon as you tell me what Jasmine’s doing with Kaiba,” Tea said as she pointed upstairs and Jasmine and Kaiba were coming down with Chibi-Chibi.

“Oh, hey Jasmine,” said Yugi as he walked over towards her.

“Hey Yugi.  Chibi-Chibi’s taken care of.  Now, I’m ready to have some fun,” Jasmine replied.

 

“Cool.” Yugi smiled.

 

(Tea’s POV)

UGH!  Nothing I do seems to work!  He didn’t suspect that Jasmine and Kaiba might have been doing something.  This is going to go on forever before Yugi realizes that Jasmine doesn’t really care about him.

(End POV)

 

“Hey Jasmine, why don’t you, Yugi, and Bunny get on top of the coffee table so all of us can sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to ya’ll,” Carmen replied.

 

Everyone: “Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Yugi, Jasmine, and Bunny, Happy Birthday to you!!!  Yay!!!”

 

Jasmine, Bunny, and Yugi bowed as everyone clapped in honor of their birthday.

“All right everyone, we’ll allow all three of them to open one present for right now.  Meanwhile, we want you all to have some fun while me and Solomon are fixing everyone’s food.  It’s up to them who’s present they want to open first.  Go ahead you three,” Diane said as she followed Solomon into the kitchen.

 

“I think I’ll open the big pink one with bunnies on it that’s on the far left,” said Bunny.

“Figures you’d pick something with your name sake on it Bunny,” joked Mina.

“Oh, can it Mina!  Will someone had it to me please?” asked Bunny.

 

“I’ll do it!” replied Tristan as he walked over towards the table that was next to the stereo and picked up the present Bunny asked for.  “Here ya’ go Bunny,” he said as he handed it to her.

“Thanks Tristan.  Hmm… it has holes on it.  Oh well.”  Bunny began tearing the wrapping paper off and threw it on the floor.  “Aww, they’re baby rabbits!!  They’re so adorable!!!” exclaimed Bunny.

 

What Bunny had unwrapped was a box with extremely large holes in it but it didn’t reveal what was inside.  Two baby rabbits: one white and the other one black.

“Aren’t they just the cutest things you’ve ever seen?” Bunny asked.

“Yeah, they are, Bunny.  Now it’s my turn.  Um… I’ll open the green one with fishes on it.  It’s a strange gift but I might as well open now rather than later,” replied Jasmine.

 

“I’ll get it for you girl,” said Carmen as she walked over to the table and grabbed the gift Jasmine asked for.

“Thanks Carmen.”  Carmen handed the present to Jasmine and Jasmine began to open it.  Inside it was a stuffed penguin with a red bow tie on.  “I told you all it was strange.  But it is cute.”  Jasmine hugged it and it began talking.

 

Penguin: “I have come to steal your sanity… I have come to steal your sanity… I have come to steal your sanity.”

 

“Great,” said Jasmine dryly, “it’s come to steal my sanity.  Too bad my sanity’s already been stolen.  It’s your Yugi,” she said. 

“Yeah, Yugi.  Choose your gift next,” Tea said.

 

(Tea’s POV)

And I hope he picks mine.  My gift will definitely prove how much I love him and how wrong Jasmine is for him.

(End POV)

 

“I’ll choose the royal purple gift that’s in the middle,” Yugi replied.

“I’ll get if for you Yugi,” Tea said as she walked over towards the table.

 

(Tea POV)

Damn!  He didn’t pick my gift.  That’s okay.  He’ll open mine sooner or than later.

(End POV)

 

Tea handed the small hexagon based prism gift to Yugi.  He took it and found a soap carving of the Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl kissing next to a bottle of fart powder taped onto the gift.  Yugi looked at everyone and takes the soap carving off of the gift and puts it in his pocket.  He also takes the bottle of fart powder off and puts it in his other pocket.

Yugi begins to take the wrapping paper off as well as the top to the gift.  He looks inside the small box and finds a very unusual duel monster card.  He picked it up and up and it said: “Howdy Ho!”

 

“Wow!  It’s Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo,” said Sammy excitedly as he came downstairs.  Melanie, Mokuba, Hotaru, and Maura came down with him.

“Christmas what?” asked Tea.

 

“Christmas Poo.  Mr. Hankey comes out of the toilet every year only when you have a lot of fiber in your diet.  He doesn’t care what religion you are.  He brings gifts to everybody every Christmas,” explained Jasmine.

“What in the hell are you talking about?” Tea asked again.

 

“Christmas Poo dude.  It’s a turd that hops around saying ‘howdy ho!’  to everyone.  It wears a Christmas hat and it has big eyes.  And it smells and platters doo-doo everywhere he hops,” Hotaru explained.

“Uh…”

 

“How many times do we have to explain to that it’s a piece of shit that hops around every Christmas trying to spread joy?  But what he spreads is a foul odor and a wave of insanity,” Brittany said.

 

“You people watch some strange crud on TV,” replied Tea, crossing her arms.

“What do you mean by ‘you people’?  I know you aren’t trying to insult us.  Just because we watch South Park and you don’t doesn’t give you the right to insult others.  Besides, Yugi watches South Park also,” Carmen, said.

“Yugi… watching South Park?  I don’t think so.  He is far more mature than you two.  That also includes your best friend Jasmine,” said Tea.

 

“What!?” Jasmine said, arching her eyebrow.

“Quit trying to start something Tea,” Chloe spoke up.

“I’m not starting anything.  I just think South Park is stupid and if they want to waste their brains away watching that dumb show then that’s them.” Tea put her hands on her hips, trying to prove a point.

 

“So what?  I think South Park is funny.  And besides, a lot of people don’t have to share the same interests you do Tea,” replied Joey.

“Figures you’d watch that show Joey,” said Tea sarcastically.

“Hey!  Don’t insult Joey!  So people like to watch South Park.  Big deal.  It’s just a show.  Just because you don’t watch it doesn’t mean everyone else has to do the same,” Mina said, defending Joey.

 

“Uh-oh.  Tension,” whispered Mokuba to Hotaru.

“I know.  No offense, but are you friends with Tea?  She seems kind of stuck up and full of herself,” Hotaru asked.

“She’s okay.  I never really called her my friend.  Her mom’s rep is enough to tell me what Tea is all about,” replied Mokuba.

“I see,” Hotaru said.

 

“Okay, hold it!  This is our birthday party here and it’s not going to be ruined because of people who can’t keep comments to themselves.  Now, if some of you want to still fight that’s fine.  Just take it outside.  If anyone has a problem with this, speak now so I can throw you and the gift you brought out,” Bunny said angrily.

“I agree Bunny.  We don’t need any tension around here.  You all came to have fun and that’s what we all should be doing.  So, who’s ready for some stand up comedy from our very own comedian, Jasmine Tsukino?” Sakura began to clap.

 

Everyone else began to clap too.  Tea sat down in a chair that was next to Kaiba.  Bunny and Yami got off of the table but Jasmine didn’t.  She decided to do her comedy act on top of the coffee table.

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P: MUHAHAHAHA!!!!  We left you all a cliffhanger!!!

 

FP: I wouldn’t really call it a cliffhanger. Thanks Heather, JT’s friend, and mine we got this chapter done faster

 

JT: That’s right.  Now I think I’m ready to start chapter twelve, part three.  Who’s with me?

 

G: I am! I love writing but I hate Kaiba. ^_^

 

P: We all hate Kaiba.

 

FP: Isn’t that the truth.

 

JT: Hope you liked the chapter.

 

P: Whoo-hoo…

 

G: What’s your problem?

 

P: Nothing…

 

G: Review everyone!!!