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JT: I can’t believe Gerald Levert.
P: Did they say what he died from?
JT: Nope. They still hadn’t said what he died from.
G: He was good singer. I liked his music.
P: Whom are we talking about again?
JT: Gerald Levert.
P: Oh.
G: I might look up on the Internet later to see what he died from.
FP: I’ll help you look.
JT: All right people, you know the drill. Enjoy the chapter. And please… give a moment of silence to the greatest singer of our time… Gerald Levert…
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Meanwhile at Peter’s Coffee Shoppe,
Cindy Price, was talking to Milla,
“So, are you three sure this information is correct? I don’t want to be misled. I‘m just making sure that you girls are telling me the truth,” Cindy replied as she took a sip or her coffee.
“Of course this information is correct. If you want your story… and a big fat pay raise, you’d trust us,” Zaria said.
“I don’t care about the money. I just want to prove that the footage I shot at the mall is accurate. I want to prove to a certain someone that I was right,” explained Cindy as she straightened up her glasses.
“I see. Well, don’t worry about a thing. We have all the info on these girls. Including the fact that they walk around like normal people. Their life history is pretty complicated. What you captured on film is a small taste of what they’re about. They call themselves Sailor Senshi,” Milla explained.
“Sailor Senshi you say? That’s interesting. But what I really want to know is what Yugi Moto, the best dueling around, so everyone says, has to do with all of this? Do you know?” asked Cindy.
“Oh that’s easy. He dates one of the Sailor Senshi. Each of them are named after a different planet in our solar system,” Aline said.
“Really? So, not only does Yugi Moto have everything to do with these girls but also they take after our solar system. Quite interesting.” Cindy scribbled these notes into her tablet. Okay, another question… are these girls good or evil?”
“Now that’s a very good question but unfortunately it’s answer we can’t give you. Its classified information,” Zaria replied.
“What? Why not? I thought you said you were going to help me out,” said Cindy.
“We are helping you. But unfortunately telling you if these girls are good or evil is out of the question. That’s something you’ll have to find out on your own. We gave you the information you needed. Now all you need to do is think of a way to capture them on film again. But we can give you an address on where they’ll be at and what time you need to be there with your camera crew,” Zaria explained.
“I see. Well… thank you for giving me all this information. But answer me this… what does this entire scenario have to do with you three? How do you know so much about these girls?” asked Cindy curiously.
“Let just say… we’re all old friends but they don’t know we’re here. And we want to keep it that way until the time is right,” Milla said.
“I understand. I see why you didn’t want to give me your names. Do you want me to put all of you all down as anonymous?”
“That works just fine,” smirked Zaria evilly as Cindy scribbled that down in her tablet.
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Back at the Tsukino house, Jasmine had started telling jokes to get everyone’s mind off of what happened. Yugi was the one that felt uncomfortable still after Tea’s outburst about the Duel Monster card of Mr. Hankey on it. But he still enjoyed Jasmine’s jokes though.
Bunny on the other hand, was anxious because Darien hadn’t showed up yet. He had missed singing “Happy Birthday” to her. She was the only one not paying attention to Jasmine’s jokes. Then again, neither was Ryoko. She thought jokes were immature. She was too busy eyeing Kaiba. Raye was too. Yeesh!
Everyone else was enjoying himself or herself at least. Occasional times, Sammy would join Jasmine on top of the coffee table and then she’d push him off. Right now, she was telling some South Park jokes… on purpose to annoy the ones who hated the show so much.
“Tell why Cartman and Kyle fight so much!” shouted Joey excitedly.
“Oh, okay,” replied Jasmine.
“Well, that’s obvious. They hate each other. Kyle’s a Jew and Cartman is fat,” Sammy said.
“Shut up Sammy,” Hotaru said, annoyed.
“Well, it’s true,” said Sammy, crossing his arms.
“That’s half right. Not only does Cartman rag on Kyle for being a Jew but Kyle does it to Cartman also by calling him a fatass, fat boy, fatty, etc. But it does make you wonder where all the fat goes when Cartman eats… his ass!”
Everyone started laughing. Not everyone. We got some South Park haters out there.
“And don’t get me started on Kyle’s mom. I have nothing against her beliefs and Jews but she just takes things too damn seriously. That’s why Cartman calls Kyle’s mom a bitch. A very stupid bitch,” Jasmine said.
“She’s a bitch point blank. Cartman should be her son. They just alike,” Carmen replied.
“That’s true.” Joey shook his head in agreement.
“Maybe that’s why you can’t get good grades in school dude,” Tristan said sarcastically.
“Shut up Tristan!” yelled Joey.
“Raise your hand if you know the ‘Kyle’s Mom is a Bitch’ song and I mean the whole song,” said Jasmine.
Almost everyone raised his or her hands. Especially Joey.
“All right then! Let’s sing it. Who wants to start it off?” asked Jasmine.
“Meeee!!” Sammy was jumping up and down like he had Down syndrome.
(JT: It’s not funny but it’s the way he acts.)
“Why Sammy?” Jasmine asked.
“Cause… I want to start it off,” he replied.
“Why don’t we help you Sammy? You have a tendency to get carried away when you do things yourself,” Hotaru said.
“But… it’s funny that way,” said Sammy.
“You just get crazy sometimes. But you’re still a retard,” Melanie pointed out.
“Who asked you midget?”
“Go screw yourself Sammy!” yelled Melanie angrily.
“I tried… but my reflection tried to rape me. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
Everyone groaned in disgust.
“Do you have to be so graphic you little retard?” asked Sakura.
“Yes.”
“Let them start it off before Sammy says something else to scar us all for life,” Raye said.
“Thanks Raye. You’re beautiful.” Sammy blew a kiss in Raye’s direction and she cringed.
“Wanna help Mokuba?” asked Hotaru.
“Uh… sure,” he replied.
“Fine. I guess you still want to be Cartman?” Sammy glared at Hotaru while crossing his arms.
“Of course I do. Mokuba, you are Kyle,” Hotaru said.
“Okay,” he said.
“Go Cartman!” Melanie cheered.
“But Kenney is better,” Sammy replied.
“Shut up!” Melanie shouted.
“Okay! I’m going now!” Melanie and Sammy quieted down for Hotaru to start. “You guys, this is all Kyle’s mom’s fault!”
“Shut up Cartman!” yelled Mokuba.
“Kyle’s mom is the one who started that damn club and all because she a big fat stupid bit—
“Don’t say it Cartman!” shouted Mokuba.
“Weeellll—
“Don’t do it Cartman!”
“Weeellll—
“I’m warning you!”
“Okay, okay.”
“I’m getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a—
“WELL… Kyle’s mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she’s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she a bitch to all the boys and girls,” Hotaru sang.
“Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!” yelled Mokuba.
“On Monday she’s a bitch, on Tuesday she’s a bitch, on Wednesdays and Saturdays she’s a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she’s a super king ka-mega, mega biatch! Come on, ya’ll know the words!”
Almost everyone joined in.
Almost everyone: “Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she’s a big, big, big, big, big, big, big bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she’s a stupid bitch! Kyle’s mom’s a bitch and she’s such a dirty bitch!”
They skipped the languages part because it was hard to say.
Almost everyone: “Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she’s mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she’s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!”
Everyone stopped singing but Hotaru. “Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,. She’s a stupid bitch!” sang Hotaru.
“Uh, Cartman,” said Melanie.
“Kyle’s mom’s a bitch and she’s such a dirty bitch! I really mean it Kyle’s mom… she’s a big, fat fuckin’ bitch! Big ol’ fat fuckin’ bitch Kyle’s mom! Yeah! Shh-kaah!!”
“Whoo!! Go Hotaru!!” cheered Melanie.
Everyone clapped for Hotaru. “Thank you, thank you. You’re too kind.” Hotaru stood up and bowed.
“Don’t rub it in Gothic Chick. All you did was sing,” Sammy replied, snapping his fingers in that ‘don’t go there girlfriend’ way.
“Shut up Sammy. I didn’t see you do anything,” Hotaru said angrily.
“That’s a lot of talk coming from someone who likes ‘Harry Pussy Potter,” said Sammy.
“There is nothing wrong with Harry Potter. And stop calling him Harry Pussy Potter! I don’t pick on you when you used to look at Powerpuff Girls,” said Hotaru.
Everyone started laughing at Sammy. “Shut up!! I don’t look at no Powerpuff Girls. That’s for sissies. Sissies like Kaiba! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
“I don’t watch TV. So, I’m not a sissy,” Kaiba replied, crossing his arms.
“Oh I guess that means you have time to do anything. That includes jacking off,” Sammy said.
Mostly everyone started busting out laughing. Even Mokuba.
“I do no such thing!” shouted Kaiba angrily.
“Suuurrrrre, you don’t. You just keep telling yourself that at night when you’re alone in bed. Oops, I forgot… you can’t masturbate with a pencil dick! MUAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!” Sammy said sarcastically.
Uproars of laughter filled the house.
“It’s like… whoa. There’s nothing there. It’s like… non-existent or something.” Sammy began to cover his eyes.
“What are you doing you retard?” Hotaru asked.
“I realized something…” Sammy said softly, his eyes still covered.
“What have you realized munchkin?” asked Hotaru.
“Kaiba… has no penis!!!! MUHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!”
Everyone started laughing. Everyone except Kaiba, that is. He was blushing too much to say anything.
“Why don’t you hush Sammy? How would you feel if someone picked on you?” asked Ryoko, defending Kaiba.
“Well, lets see… I wouldn’t give a shit, hooker tits! It’s not my fault that Kaiba is like the Pilsbury Dough Boy. Hey everybody, lets poke him and see would he laugh.” Sammy ran towards Kaiba and started poking him on his left arm.
“Cut it out!” Kaiba yelled, batting Sammy’s finger away from his arm.
“Feel my finger of doom!!!” Sammy kept poking Kaiba on the arm and Kaiba kept batting Sammy’s finger away. Everyone just laughed at this little scene. Just then, Chibi-Chibi got a hold of Sammy’s finger and bit the shit out of it.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” Sammy screamed in pain at the top of his lungs and every just started laughing at him instead of what he was doing to Kaiba.
“Ha-ha! That’s what you get you little shit!!” laughed Sakura.
“Be quiet!! My finger… ah fuck… my finger… my baby…” Sammy kissed his finger.
“You’re not dying munchkin, so calm down,” Hotaru replied.
“Tell that to my finger,” Sammy said, still kissing his finger.
“No one told you to poke Kaiba. So… that’s what you get,” Ryoko said, crossing her arms.
“Can it you no nipple whore! You’re only saying that because you like Kaiba! Nyah! Nyah!!” Sammy started shaking his butt in a very gay way.
“I never said no such thing about liking Kaiba,” Ryoko replied.
“Ugh! Who in their right mind would actually like a guy like Kaiba?” asked Joey, cringing.
“Shut it, Wheeler!” yelled Kaiba, angrily.
“Up yours, Kaiba!” Joey yelled back.
Mina grabbed Joey by his ear.
“Ow, ow, ow, ow!”
“Infant in the living room. How many times will I have to tell you to watch what you say?” Mina asked.
“Wheeler’s too dumb to comprehend a sentence with more than five words in it,” Kaiba replied sarcastically, while also crossing his arms.
“Dat’s it man!!! I’m—
Mina cut Joey off by covering up his mouth for the second time.
“You know Joey, you do tend to shoot your mouth off without thinking sometimes,” Tristan replied, snickering.
Joey removed Mina’s hand from over his mouth. “Oh be quiet, Tristan.” Joey crossed his arms.
“You’re not funny, Joey,” said Tristan.
“But I can be funny sometimes. Just not when rich boy over there is saying smart comments about me,” Joey said.
“Sorry. Didn’t quite hear you, Wheeler. I don’t speak dog,” said Kaiba sarcastically.
Joey stood up from the couch in anger.
“Dat’s it, Kaiba!!! I am sick of your—
Mina had cut Joey off by grabbing him by his jacket collar and pulling him into a forceful kiss, which made everyone gasp and Joey’s eyes widen in shock and surprise.
“Lovely,” Jasmine said, with a bit of sarcasm in her voice. She was still standing on top of the coffee table.
Just then, the doorbell had ringed.
“I’ll get it!” Jasmine jumped off the coffee table to get the door.
Mina and Joey, on the other hand, were still kissing until Mina let go and Joey stumbled back a little and Tristan had to help him stand up straight before he ended up falling back and breaking something.
“Dude… you sure you aren’t drunk?” joked Tristan.
“Wha?” was all Joey could say.
“Man, that must’ve been some kiss. All you can say is one word.” Tristan snickered.
“Be quiet, Tristan,” Joey said as he sat back down on the couch. Mind did the same thing but a little further away from Joey.
“Cool! Look what came through DPS,” chimed Jasmine, bringing two boxes inside the house and sat them down on the floor. (P: DPS means Domino Postal Service.)
Everyone crowded around the boxes. Especially Bunny. Kaiba didn’t though. He just stayed seated in the chair by the door. Chibi-Chibi was still in his lap but she was sucking her thumb. Kaiba took it out of her mouth.
“No, little one. You mustn’t do that,” he whispered to her.
“Dada?” she turned around and looked at him. Kaiba just smiled at her.
Meanwhile, Raye was looking to see what box was Bunny’s but Bunny came and pushed her back.
“Hey! I just wanted to see which one was yours,” Raye replied.
“That’s my job.” Bunny crossed her arms.
“Who are they from anyway?” asked Lita.
“Well… let’s see.” Jasmine looked for the addresses the boxes came from. One was for Bunny and the other one was for Jasmine. Jasmine didn’t really look at who sent hers though. “This one is yours, Bunny. It’s from Adrienne and Derek,” she replied.
“Ooh, really? Who’d thought our older brother and sister were able to send us anything for our birthday when we’re so far away,” Bunny said as she dragged the box towards the sofa.
“Uh, you got other brothers and sisters?” asked Joey.
“Yeah, on this side of the family anyway. There’s only five of us,” explained Bunny.
“Big family. How’d you all put up with each other?” asked Tristan.
“Don’t ask. It was just too hard,” Jasmine said.
“What did you get in your box, Bunny?” asked Mina, curiously.
Bunny had practically ripped the box open. “Well, they sent me a lot of designer clothes, shoes, and jewelry,” she said.
“Cool. Mind if I borrow some of your jewelry in the near future, Bunny?” asked Raye.
“Only if you return my red ruby earrings first, Raye,” Bunny replied.
“I’ll give them back to you tomorrow,” Ray said.
“What about you, Jasmine? What’d you get from yo’ brotha and sista?” asked Carmen.
“I don’t know. Let me see.” Jasmine brought the box closer to her and began to open it. Inside was a very, very expensive DVD/VHS combo that Jasmine had always wanted as soon as it came out but Diane wasn’t able to afford it. It also came with four South Park DVDs. There was also a birthday card inside that read:
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My
darling daughter Jasmine,
I
know that we’ve never been close but I’ve always loved you even though I
haven’t been around a lot to watch you and your brothers and sisters grow up
but for that I... I am truly sorry.
I wish you and Bunny a ‘Happy Birthday’. I love you both. I hope you like these gifts. Your brother and sister, as well as your mother, told me what you liked and wanted. Happy Birthday, my child, I wish a very happy future for you.
From yours truly,
Your Father
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Jasmine was shocked and angry at the same time. Everyone wondered what was wrong. Well… not everyone.
“Are you okay, Jasmine?” Yugi asked, placing a hand on her shoulder.
“Maybe she didn’t get what she wanted,” Ryoko said sarcastically.
“Shut up, hooker tits! At lease she didn’t work at Hooters! Hooty hoo!” shouted Sammy.
“Shut up you little primate,” Ryoko shouted angrily.
“Then get a titty reduction and maybe I won’t pick on them no more,” said Sammy.
“Then you pick on them and say they’re too flat,” Hotaru replied.
“MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”
“I agree with Yugi. Are you okay, Jasmine? You look upset about something?” Brittany replied.
“Y-yeah, I’m fine. I just… I just need to get some fresh air.” Jasmine dropped the card by the side of the box, got up, and walked towards the kitchen to go to the patio.
“Jasmine?” Bunny just stared as Jasmine walked into the kitchen.
“What did the card say, Yugi?” asked Tea.
Yugi picked up the card and read it. Then he began telepathically talking to the Spirit in the puzzle.
“Oh no. Jasmine’s father… I’d better go check on her,” Yugi replied.
“Yugi… why is Jasmine upset over the card she got from her father?” the spirit asked.
“She was upset because her and him don’t really get along with each other. They really aren’t that… close,” said Yugi.
“Then lets go check on her, Yugi,” the spirit said.
“Mm-hmm.” Yugi began to think for a moment. “I’ve got an idea spirit.”
“What is it?” the spirit asked.
“You’ll see.” Yugi smiled.
“Hey Yuge, what’s on the card?” asked Joey.
“It’s from their father.” Yugi handed the card to Bunny. She took it and read what it said.
“Daddy? Oh, no wonder she looked upset. Jasmine never got along with our dad ever since he left our mother for another woman,” Bunny said.
“Wow, but can you really blame her for being upset?” asked Joey.
“Not really, but the rest of us made peace with him. But Jasmine’s the only one who hasn’t. They just never really got along even though they’re so much alike,” said Bunny, sadly.
“I’ll go check on her,” Yugi replied as he left the living room and went into the kitchen to find Jasmine.
PATIO:
Jasmine was sitting on the back porch swing by herself. Thinking about the birthday card she had just read.
(Jasmine’s POV)
How could he after all these years!? He knows how much I hate him and yet he’s still trying to make peace with me! Why!? I HATE him!!!”
(End POV)
Jasmine cried silently to herself. That’s when she saw a dark figure standing in front of her. She looked up and saw that it was Yugi, or rather the spirit from the puzzle.
“Yugi!” she said in surprise.
“Actually, I’m the spirit from in Yugi’s puzzle,” he replied as he sat on the swing next to her.
“Oh. I thought you were Yugi. It’s hard to tell because you both look so much alike. Your voices are the only thing that’s different,” Jasmine said.
“I see. Are you okay? You seemed really upset back there,” said the spirit.
“I’m fine. My father and I… don’t exactly get along,” Jasmine said.
“I know. Bunny said so,” the spirit replied.
“I figured that much. I don’t know why my father is still trying to get on my good side with gifts that I wanted, that my mom couldn’t afford,” Jasmine said.
“Maybe he’s trying to make up for al the times he wasn’t there for you and your brothers and sisters,” said the spirit.
“I don’t know why. If he wanted to be with his children so bad, he should’ve never walked out on my mom for another woman. That’s what really hurt me the most when I found out the real reason he left our family. And ever since then I… I’ve never forgiven him. He should’ve never married my mom if he didn’t really love her,” explained Jasmine, now with a rush of tears coming down both sides of her face.
The spirit took both of his hands and wiped Jasmine’s tears away. Jasmine looked into his dark violet eyes
“There’s no sense in crying about it if you don’t like your father. Just think of the fact that today is your birthday and don’t worry about your father. I really care about you and I don’t want to see you upset.”
The spirit wrapped his arms around Jasmine and brought her closer to his chest. Jasmine felt safe in the spirit’s embrace. He lifted up her chin and gazed into her dark blue eyes. Jasmine blushed slightly. The spirit hesitantly caressed her lips with a gentle lover’s kiss.
IN THE LIVING
ROOM:
“Hey Bunny, has Darien called to tell you that he was going to be late?” Michelle asked.
“No, he hasn’t called at all. It’s not like him to miss my birthday. I’ll never forgive him if he does. Hmph!” Bunny crossed her arms.
“Don’t worry Bunny. I’m sure he has a good reason for why he’s late. He’ll come. Just give time,” Trista assured Bunny.
“She’s right Bunny. Darien will come,” replied Amara.
“I hope so. Anyway, have you gotten in contact with Tom yet to tell him where you were?” Bunny asked.
“Yeah I did. I told him where I was and he didn’t seem to believe me. Even after I told him how it happened,” explained Amara
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“That doesn’t sound like the Tom I know,” Michelle said.
“Yeah, I know. He should’ve believed you. Maybe he’s hiding some,” Bunny said.
“I hope not,” Amara muttered to herself.
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Meanwhile, Tea was upstairs in the bathroom, talking to her on her cell phone.
“I’m not sure what to do anymore. It’s impossible to get Yugi alone to talk to him with Jasmine around. I thought seeing her come downstairs with Kaiba would make him suspicious of her but that didn’t work. I’m all out of ideas. What should I do mom?” asked Tea.
Reva: “Now, now calm down. It’s okay. It’s not the end of the world yet. These things take time sweetie. You have to keep your cool for awhile.”
“I can’t wait that long. I don’t want to wait that long. Yugi should be with me, not that slut he calls his girlfriend,” replied Tea.
Reva: “I understand your pain and anxiousness honey but you can’t rush into it or you’ll blow the whole thing. You can’t let him see that you are jealous. I should’ve gone with you. This whole thing would’ve gone a lot faster and better with me there.”
“Then why don’t you come? It’s still early and the party isn’t over yet. Please mom. I need your help. Yugi went to go check on Jasmine and they could be doing god knows what together,” explained Tea.
Reva: “Say what? Check on her? For what?”
“Jasmine got a birthday card and gift from her father whom she hasn’t seen in so many years. She hates her father. From what her sister Bunny told everyone. And also she seems to hate her cousin Ryoko. They don’t get along to well either,” Tea explained.
Reva: “That’s it! You’ve got yourself a plan right there. Use Ryoko and her father to –
“Bad idea. Well… maybe I could use Ryoko but using Jasmine’s father is out of the question. He’s way in another state somewhere. Bunny didn’t say where though.”
Reva: “Well, if you can use Ryoko, why don’t you use Bunny as well? Pretend to be friends with them and get any info out of them about Jasmine. And I mean as much as you can. Family history, secrets, anything! Do it!”
“I’d prefer it, if you were here mother. Please come,” begged Tea.
Reva: “I would but I probably wouldn’t be welcome. You’ll do fine on your own. Keep an eye on your sister and cousin. Especially your cousin. You know how much she hates what we’re doing.”
“Okay fine. Bye mom.” Tea hung up her cell phone and put it back in her purse.
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As soon as she opened the door to leave the bathroom, Chloe was standing outside it with her hands on her hips.
“What do you want, Chloe?” Tea asked.
“I’m just wondering what you’re doing in the bathroom on your cell phone but I think I already know the answer to that. Why can’t you leave Yugi and Jasmine alone? They belong together,” said Chloe.
“Yugi… belongs to me. Not Jasmine. I’ve known Yugi longer than Jasmine has and out of the blue he tells his friends that he has a girlfriend in Miami!?”
“Newsflash Tea, Jasmine has known Yugi ever since they were in elementary school together. So she knows more about Yugi than you do,” Chloe said.
“Fat chance. She doesn’t even know anything about Yugi’s Millennium Puzzle. So… she doesn’t know everything about him.” Tea crossed her arms.
“Jasmine was there when Yugi first got his Millennium Puzzle. She got a tiara from his grandfather as a gift. But she doesn’t wear it for a reason I do not know of,” explained Chloe.
“And just where are you getting this info?”
“It’s none of your damn business where I’m getting my info. The Tsukino’s are very nice people. You could learn a lot from them,” said Chloe.
“Excuse me? I don’t think so. This family is dysfunctional as they come. Especially that little six-year-old running around in his mother’s lacey thong panties still.”
“It was funny when he violated you. That was a killer. I’d pay anything to see him do that again,” Chloe started laughing at Tea.
“That wasn’t funny at all Chloe. That was embarrassing,” Tea said.
“You deserved it for what you’re trying to do to his sister and he doesn’t even know it… yet.”
“Whatever. Just stay out of my way. Yugi will be mine if I have anything to say about it.”
“He’s not rich so why do you want him?” asked Chloe.
“That none of your business Chloe.”
“I’ll make it my business if I want to. Stay away from Jasmine and Yugi before you’re the one that ends up with a broken heart.” Chloe left and went back downstairs.
(Tea’s POV)
You’re wrong Chloe. My heart will not be the one that gets broken. Jasmine’s heart will be the one that gets broken. And I’ll make sure of that.
(End POV)
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Back downstairs, everyone was settled down and eating. They kept the music playing though. The spirit and Jasmine came back inside to help Diane and Solomon fix everyone’s plates. Jasmine seemed a little bit better than she did before.
Mokuba and Maura were sitting on the sofa that was next to the staircase. They weren’t really talking about much.
“Mokuba… uh can I ask you a question?” asked Maura.
“Sure Maura. What is it?” he asked.
“Well… uh… don’t your… uh… friends seem a little… strange?”
“Yeah, they are strange but they’re cool. You’ll get use to them Maura.” Mokuba gave Maura a smile of reassurance.
“Well… I don’t know. I don’t know for sure if I’ll be able to get use to Sammy and Hotaru. They seem a little bit… different a lot of your other friends,” said Maura.
“Yeah, they are different. But hey, they like South Park and so do I. And plus they like to goof around a lot. I only do that sometimes but it’s still fun,” Mokuba said.
“I see. I really don’t like South Park, Mokuba. I think that it’s really inappropriate to have kids so young cursing like that. It really shocked me when I found out that you do it,” Maura said.
“It’s not like it’s a habit for me, Maura. I just do it sometimes. So don’t worry about it, okay?”
“Well, you know I don’t like hanging around people that act this way. It’s so inhuman. I’ll never be able to get use to a six-year-old running around in his mother’s lacey thong panties. I’m sorry but I don’t want my perfect image of a cute little kid forever scarred.” Maura ate the rest of her slice of cake and sat the plate down on the coffee table.
(Mokuba’s POV)
Oh Maura, how can I make you understand that life is not all that perfect for some people?
(End POV)
Meanwhile, Chibi-Chibi was sitting in Kaiba’s lap eating carrots and grapes. After the sugar rush incident, she wasn’t allowed to have anything sweet. She ate most of the grapes but hadn’t touched the carrots. Kaiba had to make her at least eat one carrot. Chibi-Chibi didn’t like it. She spit it out and Kaiba had to wipe her mouth off.
“How come you’re not eating anything, rich boy? This food to good for you or something?” asked Joey, sarcastically.
“Can it, Wheeler. I don’t have to eat anything if I don’t want—
Chibi-Chibi stuffed two carrots into Kaiba’s mouth.
“Looks like someone disagree,” said Joey snickering.
Kaiba grabbed two napkins that was sitting on the coffee table and used them to spit out the carrots.
“Real mature, Kaiba,” Joey said.
“Oh shut up,” Kaiba replied.
“Are you two going to start up again?” Mina asked, sweat dropping.
“Never mind.” Joey finished eating the rest of his cake and sat his plate down on the coffee table. He turned towards Mina, who was sitting next to him while petting Bunny’s cat, Luna. He nudged her lightly on her arm.
She turned to face him. “Is something wrong, Joey?” she asked.
“Uh no, nothing’s wrong. Look, can we talk… upstairs?” Joey asked.
“Uh, sure Joey,” Mina said as she sat Luna on the floor. Her and Joey got up off the sofa and went upstairs to talk in private, where no one could hear them.
“So, what did you want to talk about?” asked Mina, nervously.
“About earlier,” Joey replied, leaning up against the wall.
“What about earlier?”
“I meant when you kissed me,” Joey said.
“Oh.” Mina lowered her head down.
“Don’t worry. I’m not mad or anything. It’s just that… did you really mean it or were you just doing it to keep me from swearing around that little girl?” asked Joey.
(Mina’s POV)
I can’t tell Joey that I really actually meant it. I don’t want him to think that I’m desperate or anything. But what am I going to say? What would be the right things to say? Oh Joey, I like you so much but I don’t want to tell you if you don’t feel the same way about me.
(End POV)
“Well Mina? Which one is it?” Joey asked.
“I… I… I just can’t Joey!” Mina sobbed as she ran the opposite of Joey towards the shortcut to get to the kitchen.
“Mina wait!” Joey called out to her but… it was too late. Mina had already made it to the kitchen.
That’s when Tristan came upstairs. He was trying to be nosey and see what was going on up there.
“What’s up Joey?” he asked.
“What are you doing here, Tristan? Are you keepin’ tabs on me or somethin’?” asked Joey, irritated.
“I’m only making sure that you don’t do anything stupid,” Tristan said, sarcastically.
“Hmph! Well… you’re too late. I might’ve already done somethin’ stupid.” Joey crossed his arms.
“Oh great. I was right. I was too late. What’d you do?” asked Tristan.
“I think I upset Mina when I asked her about when she kissed me. She probably won’t talk to me now,” said Joey as he sighed.
“Joey! What is wrong with you?! You know you like the girl,” Tristan said.
“I… I do Tristan but I don’t know if she likes me in the same way,” Joey replied.
“I think that was obvious when she kissed you in front of everyone to stop you from cursing around that little girl. It shut you up for a while,” joked Tristan.
“Not funny. She’s in the kitchen. I’ll go talk to her. You’ll cover for me if Tea or Yuge ask where I am, won’t you,” Joey asked.
“Sure dude. But before you go… a word of advice… don’t mess up, okay?”
“I won’t. I just hope she doesn’t hate me,” said Joey as he walked towards the stairs.
“Joey… take the shortcut,” Tristan said as he pointed behind him to the back entrance of the kitchen.
Joey sweat dropped. “Hehe, right,” he said as he took the shortcut to the kitchen.
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In the living room, Jasmine and the spirit were walking towards Kaiba. Actually, Jasmine just wanted to see Chibi-Chibi. She picked her up out of Kaiba’s lap.
“Hey sweetie! Did you miss me?” she asked, patting Chibi-Chibi lightly on her back. Chibi-Chibi gave a small burp that made Jasmine laugh. “Aw, I see you’re enjoying yourself. She did eat all the vegetables and fruit my mom gave her didn’t she?” Jasmine asked Kaiba.
“She ate the fruit, just not the vegetables,” Kaiba said.
“Well… at least she ate the fruit. Do you want to hold her Yugi?” asked Jasmine.
“Sure,” the spirit replied, though he was clueless as to how to hold a child.
Jasmine handed Chibi-Chibi to the spirit and she began pulling on his hair like it wasn’t attached to his head.
“I see that you’re happy again,” Kaiba replied.
“Yes, I am happy again. Is it a crime for me to be happy?” Jasmine asked, putting her hands on her hips.
“I never said that.” Kaiba grabbed a magazine that was on the table and began reading it. (G: Probably a Penthouse magazine.)
“Well, Chibi-Chibi will be with Yugi and me for awhile. You don’t mind do you?”
“Go ahead. I don’t mind. I’m not stopping you,” said Kaiba.
“Thank you,” Jasmine replied as she walked off. The spirit followed her, still holding Chibi-Chibi and trying to keep her from pulling his hair as if it was a toy.
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In the kitchen, Diane, Solomon, Mina, Rini, Sakura, Chloe, and Kristin were gathering the food into containers and putting it into the fridge.
“So, are you enjoying yourself, Kristin?” Rini asked her.
“Yep. I like it here. It’s really fun,” Kristin replied.
“Yeah. Your family is way cool. I’m glad I finally have friends. Before I met you all, I never had any friends. Well, I had one but she started believing all the rumors going on around the school about me,” Chloe explained.
“What rumors?” asked Diane.
“The rumors about her aunt, Reva Gardner. Tea and Kristin’s mother,” Solomon replied.
“But what does your aunt have to do with you?” Diane asked.
“Oh god. Where do I begin? Well, considering that she sleeps around with rich guys… old rich guys, everyone thinks that I’ll turn out like her. People have even said the same thing about Tea. She doesn’t really seem offended by everyone’s comments though,” explained Chloe.
“What about Kristin here? Have they said anything about her?” Sakura asked.
“Not that I know of. Kristin hasn’t said whether or not has anyone started any rumors about her,” replied Chloe.
“Well, have they, Kristin?” asked Mina.
“Nope. No one has said anything to me about my mom,” Kristin replied.
“That’s good to know,” Solomon said.
“I agree. I didn’t know you were going through so much. What does your aunt do about all these rumors?” Diane asked Chloe.
“Make things worse by doing what she does best: and that’s sleep with a rich old man. Even if he is married,” said Chloe.
Everyone in the kitchen was disgusted at Chloe’s aunt’s actions. That’s when Joey came into the kitchen. They all turned around in his direction. Except for Mina of course. She had already figured it was him who had come into the kitchen.
“Oh hello, Joey,” Solomon spoke up first. “Are you enjoying yourself?”
“Yeah, I am. Hey, you guys don’t mind if I talk to Mina alone, do you?” asked Joey.
“Of course not Joey. Come on. Let’s all go into the living room with the others while Mina and Joey talk,” Diane said.
“See you inside,” replied Rini.
They all left the kitchen. Mina still didn’t turn around to face Joey.
“Can we talk, Mina?” he asked.
“Talk about what, Joey?” Mina replied, still not facing him. Instead she grabbed one of the cakes so she could put it in the refrigerator but Joey was standing in front of it.
“We need to talk,” said Joey.
“Move Joey,” Mina said.
“Not until we talk,” Joey replied.
“Joey we have nothing to—
Joey cut Mina off in mid-sentence by kissing her. Mina almost dropped the cake she was holding in her hands because of this unexpected action but Joey caught it and sat it on the counter next to the fridge. Mina put her hands on her mouth but then removed them when Joey turned back around to face her.
“Joey…” said Mina, hoarsely.
“Shh.” He lightly placed his left index finger against Mina’s lips.
Their eyes met, held, as they sanked deeply into each other’s souls. And he allowed his hard body to make yearned-for contact with hers at last.
“You want me as much as I want you, don’t you?” his voice vibrated through every inch of her body. “Say it, Mina.”
She began to shake her head and then stopped, knowing without a doubt that the transparent expression in her eyes was betraying her. “Yes,” she heard herself say honestly.
Without saying another word, Joey lightly tightened his arm around Mina’s waist. He lifted her slightly so her mouth could find his. Mina kissed Joey passionately. As her fingers were tangling in his hair. While his right hand was on her back, his other hand moved down from her back to her buttocks.
“Joey…” sighed Mina softly as she adored the feel of Joey’s lips on her neck.
“Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off, clap on!” shouted Sammy while clapping his hands.
Mina and Joey pulled away from each other when they heard Sammy’s voice.
“Sammy, what are you doing in here?” asked Mina, blushing.
“Uh… I live here and I have the right to come in the kitchen. So, are you two enjoying yourselves by making out in front of the fridge?” Sammy started snickering.
“Oh be quiet and go violate someone or something,” said Mina.
“Well, I already violated who I wanted to violate today so I guess there’s no one else to violate. Ooh, maybe I can go violate that brown haired girl again,” said Sammy as he started skipping to leave the kitchen.
“Uh, Tea won’t take to kindly to you violating her again,” Joey replied.
“Heh, heh, I know…” replied Sammy as he left the kitchen.
Joey and Mina both sighed in relief that Sammy was gone.
“Hey Mina, I’m sorry you thought I was mad at you for kissing me in front of everyone. I wasn’t, you know. I just wanted to know did you mean it or not,” explained Joey.
“It’s okay. Even though it stopped you from swearing in front of Chibi-Chibi, I actually did want to kiss you,” Mina said as her cheeks turned bright pink.
“Well, you did. I was shocked when you did it too. It mad me realized that I liked you more than just a friend,” Joey said, smiling.
Mina smiled back. “Oh Joey!” Mina threw her arms around Joey’s neck and hugged him. He hugged her back.
“What do you say we join everyone else in the living room, huh?”
“Okay,” said Mina happily.
The doorbell ringed as soon as Joey and Mina came into the living room. Bunny got up and walked over to get the door. As soon as she opened it… to her surprise, Darien had finally come. He was holding a dozen roses in one hand and a gift in the other.
“DARIEN!!!” she squealed and lunged at him, causing both him and her to fall on the ground. “What took you so long?” she asked.
“I had a few things to take care of before I went to get the things I had ordered for your birthday Bunny. Sorry I’m so late,” Darien apologized.
“Roses are enough for me to forgive you for being late,” said Bunny, hugging him.
Rini was coming downstairs when she said Bunny hugging Darien. “Darien! You finally came.” Rini excitedly ran over and hugged him, pushing Bunny out of the way.
“Come on Darien, you get to help in the kitchen,” Rini said as she grabbed Darien’s arm and pulled him towards the kitchen.
“What a minute you brat!” shouted Bunny angrily.
“Yes, meatball brain?” answered Rini.
“It’s my birthday and I should have the right to spend more time with Darien. He is my boyfriend,” Bunny said, hugging Darien’s other arm.
“You’re right meatball head. You can get him in an hour.” Rini pulled Darien as hard as she could out of Bunny’s grip and towards the kitchen. But Bunny fell on the floor on her butt.
“I’ll get you back for that you little brat!” she shouted.
OUTSIDE THE
TSUKINO HOUSE:
“Now, that I’m at the Tsukino’s house, I can search for the perfect target.” Vortex had been outside the house for five minutes after Darien had went in. Searching and looking at everyone in the house, she spotted Sasha talking to Tea by the staircase. “Looks like I’ve found my new target. Hopefully she’ll have the star seed that Galaxia needs and she won’t get rid of me.”
BACK INSIDE THE
HOUSE:
Stereo Playing:
This is CASPER
SLIDE SHOW PART 2 FEATURIN THE PLATINUM BAND.
AND THIS TIME WERE
GONNA GET FUNKY (funky, funky, funky)
Everybody clap
your hands
Clap, clap, clap
your hands
All right, now
were gonna do the basic steps
To the left,
Take it back now
y'all
One hop this time
Right foot let
stomp
Left foot let
stomp
Cha-cha real smooth
“Ooh, my jam,” said Carmen as she got up and started dancing to it.
Soon, everyone else joined her in dancing to the Cha-cha Slide and keep up with the beat. Joey and Mina were doing well. Darien and Bunny had it down pat. Jasmine was trying to get Yami to keep up with the beat even though she was holding Chibi-Chibi at the same time but everyone was having fun. Except Raye and Ryoko, who were hounding Kaiba to get up and dance and he kept saying no.
“Please Kaiba. Get up and dance. It’ll be fun,” Raye said.
“It’s not that hard to keep up with the dance steps once you get the hang of it,” Ryoko said.
“No thanks. I don’t dance,” replied Kaiba, crossing his arms.
“It won’t hurt you to try,” said Ryoko.
“Yeah it will, if he was dancing with you. You have two left feet,” yelled Raye.
“I do not have two left feet! Take that back you temple whore priestess!” shouted Ryoko angrily.
“Okay that’s it! You asked for it!” Raye lunged at Ryoko and knocked her down on the floor and started beating the shit out of her head.
“Get off of me you bitch!” Ryoko shouted.
“Takes a bitch to know a bitch!” Raye started pulling on Ryoko’s hair. Everyone just stared at them as if they had lost their minds, which they probably had.
“What in the hell is wrong with ya’ll two chickens heads?” Brittany asked, putting her hands on her hips.
Raye and Ryoko stopped fighting and looked at everyone, who had stopped dancing because of them.
“Raye started it,” replied Ryoko, crossing her arms.
“You’re lying. You called me a temple whore priestess, you two dollar a day slut!!” shouted Raye angrily.
“MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I knew you were a slut!! I knew it!!!” laughed Sammy, shaking him butt.
“You’re so damn retarded Sammy. Stop shaking your ass,” replied Sakura.
“You should really be ashamed of yourself Ryoko. And you too Raye,” Jasmine said.
“Well, Raye said I had two left feet. So, of course I would get mad,” said Ryoko.
“Whatever Ryoko. It still didn’t call for all this fighting. It’s really obvious that you and Raye were fighting over Kaiba and you said not too long ago that you didn’t like him. Which makes you full of shit,” said Jasmine.
Ryoko just gritted her teeth, stood up and re-fixed her hair from Raye pulling on it. And she straightened up her pink skirt as well. Raye got up off the floor as well.
“You could’ve at least broken them apart from each other when they started fighting. After all, they were fighting over you Kaiba,” Joey replied sarcastically.
“Whatever,” was Kaiba’s reply and he just shrugged it off.
“Don’t even waste your time dude. He’s a grouch anyway. Let’s get back to dancing,” Tristan said.
“I’ll put on a song,” Brittany said as she looked through the CDs next to the stereo and found a good one.
Stereo Playing:
My milkshake
brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than
yours,
Damn right it's
better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to
charge
My milkshake
brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than
yours,
Damn right it's
better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to
charge
I know you want
it,
The thing that
makes me,
What the guys go
crazy for.
They lose their
minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time,
“Ooh, now you playing all the good shit,” Carmen replied.
“I know that’s right gurl,” laughed Brittany.
“Hey, I got a great idea everyone,” said Bunny.
“What is it Bunny?” asked Mina.
“How about we get out of this crowded living room and go down into the basement and dance? It’s plenty of room down there,” Bunny suggested.
“It’s a good idea. For once, I agree with Bunny,” Sakura said.
“Well, let’s go then,” Rini said as she ran towards the basement. Everyone else followed her except Jasmine and Kaiba of course.
“You guys go on ahead. I’ll unhook the stereo and bring it down. But first… I’ll clean up a little bit before I come down there,” Jasmine said.
“Why don’t I just take the stereo?” Brittany said.
“Fine, go ahead,” replied Jasmine.
“Yeah!” said Brittany excitedly as she unhooked the stereo herself and took it down to the basement.
“Hey Tea. I’ll go and freshen up in the upstairs bathroom. I’ll be down in a minute also,” Sasha replied as she went upstairs.
“Okay Sasha,” said Tea as she went down in the basement with everyone else.
“Okay, now I need to clean up a bit,” Jasmine said to herself as she began to pick up with little trash was on the floor, around the sofas and chairs, and on the tables. She then noticed that Kaiba was still sitting down in the same chair reading the same magazine he was reading earlier. “You could at least get up and help me, Kaiba,” she replied.
“Fine,” he said as he got up and started picking up some trash that was on the floor.
“Can I ask you as question?”
“What is it?” answered Kaiba.
“Why do you act so mean?” Jasmine said.
“Meaning…?”
“Meaning you act like you don’t like to do anything but work and you and Joey are always at each other’s throats. You’ve been doing that during the entire day. Why do you act that way?” asked Jasmine.
“Does it matter?” said Kaiba, straightening up the chairs.
“Not really, but you could loosen up a little bit and have some fun once in a while. If your brother can do it why can’t you?”
“I don’t have fun,” replied Kaiba.
“Gee, looks like you have a lot to learn about having some fun,” Jasmine said.
“No thank you. I’m too busy to have fun,” Kaiba said as he walked over towards the table where the birthday gifts were.
“But you weren’t too busy to bring Chibi-Chibi and your brother over today. And you didn’t leave the here like I originally thought you would,” said Jasmine.
“I would never leave them somewhere by themselves. Here, take this.” Kaiba handed Jasmine his present. It was a semi-small box with holes in it.
“What’s this?” she asked.
“My gift for you,” said Kaiba.
“Why does it have holes in it?” Jasmine asked as she finished straightening up the rest of the chairs.
“I can’t tell you.”
“Why?”
“Just open it.”
Jasmine took the gift box out of Kaiba’s hands to open it. When she took the blue wrapping paper and top off, she found a gray and white domestic kitten sound asleep curled up into a ball.
“It’s a kitten. It’s adorable,” said Jasmine as she took the kitten out of the box. “I’ve always wanted my very own cat. I like it. Thank you Kaiba.”
“You’re welcome. Mokuba and me didn’t know what you wanted or like so it was mainly his idea to go to the pet shop to buy you and your sister a pet,” explained Kaiba.
“Mew.” The kitten had woken up.
“Thank you. So is it a girl or a boy?” asked Jasmine.
“Look for yourself,” replied Kaiba.
“I’m not fond of looking at animals private parts,” Jasmine said.
“It’s a girl. The woman at the store said it was,” Kaiba said.
“Who knew you were a softie?”
“I’m not a softie.”
“Yes you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Then how did you know I wanted my own cat?” Jasmine asked.
“You just look like the type of person who enjoys the company of cats than you do dogs,” Kaiba lied.
“Okay. Whatever. I’m sorry about questioning you earlier,” said Jasmine.
“It’s okay. Happy Birthday Jasmine,” Kaiba said as he moved closer towards Jasmine.
“Thank you Kaiba…” Jasmine gazed into Kaiba’s dark-blue eyes. Without thinking, Kaiba wrapped his arms slightly around Jasmine’s waist, leaned down to her height, and kissed her gently on her warm soft lips. The feel of Jasmine lips against Kaiba’s made him moan with the hunger to feel every inch her body with his hands. But Jasmine stopped him from going any further.
“I’m… I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to…”
“It’s okay. Um, I’m going down into the basement.” Jasmine grabbed the stereo out of the chair she sat it in and she headed towards the basement.
(Kaiba’s POV)
I don’t know what came over me just now. I shouldn’t have kissed Jasmine knowing that she’s dating Yugi Moto. I know for a fact that she’ll never give me a second look but I really need to control myself or she’ll start to notice that I have feelings for her. She’s in love with Yugi and I’ll just have to accept that.
(End POV)
IN THE KITCHEN:
“I really didn’t expect the girls’ father to send them anything for their birthday. Sometimes I regret marrying that man,” Diane said.
“Don’t say that Diane. You really did love Kenshin at some point,” Solomon replied. (FP: NOT the Kenshin from Ruroni Kenshin people.)
“I know I did. But I never thought he’d leave me for another woman. It was so unbearable to cope with the pain and heartache. I don’t know how I managed to take care of five kids without him.”
“But you did manage is all that matters. You have five beautiful children and they love you dearly. Just think about today instead of years ago,” Solomon said.
“You’re right. But I did fall in love with another man after their father,” replied Diane.
“You mean Gozaburo?” asked Solomon.
“Yes, I do. That’s why I don’t want Jasmine and Kaiba to get too close to each other. I want them to keep hating each other. I don’t want them to regain their memories from their childhood when I’ve already had them erased so they wouldn’t find out about Gozaburo and me and… and the child we had together,” explained Diane.
“You had a child by him?” Solomon asked.
“Yes. A little girl. We named her Ruka. After hearing on the news those many years ago that he had died, I was really devastated and wondered who would take care of Ruka now that her father was gone. I could’ve when she was born, but back then, I didn’t have a lot of money to take care of the children I already had so I… I let her stay with her father. So I took it upon myself to get her to stay with me but someone else had already taken her in and to this day… I still don’t know who had our little girl,” Diane explained.
“I see. Well, know that you’re back in Domino City; I can help you look for her. But you know you’ll have to tell your children as well as Kaiba and Mokuba about all of this,” said Solomon.
“I can’t tell them. And they mustn’t know either. They would hate me forever if they found out that I kept this secret from them for six years,” Diane said.
“That may be but at least you would’ve told them and they can try and sort out their feelings towards you. They’ll understand and I’m sure Ruka will understand why she couldn’t live with you and her brothers and sisters,” Solomon assured her.
“I’m still not so sure.”
Just then, Sasha came downstairs into the kitchen.
“Oh. I’m sorry. I thought it was empty since everybody was down in the basement,” she said.
“No not everyone. Solomon and I have been in the kitchen for a while now. Why is everyone down in the basement?” asked Diane.
“Oh, they wanted more room to dance. But I went to the bathroom to freshen up a little bit. Mind if I get some more punch?” asked Sasha.
“Go ahead Sasha. Take as much as you want,” Solomon said cheerfully.
“Thanks Mr. Moto.” Sasha went over towards the counter where the punch bowl was and poured her some punch. She said good-bye to Diane and Solomon and then left the kitchen to go down to the basement. But as she entered the living room, she saw a woman with white hair wearing a blue business coat and blue hat. “Oh hello, I don’t remember seeing you here. Did Ms. Tsukino or Mr. Moto let you in?” she asked the woman. But she said nothing. She just smirked evilly.
IN THE
BASEMENT:
“Whassup, whassup! Whassup, whassup!” Carmen was getting down with her bad self and everyone cheered her on.
“Go, go, go Carmen! It’s your birthday! We gonna party like it’s your birthday! We gonna sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday!” sanged Sakura.
“I know that’s right! Because when my birthday come, we gonna party and drink some Bacardi baby! Okay!!” Carmen said excitedly.
“Don’t rush it now. It’ll come soon. As in, next year!!” Jasmine laughed.
“Don’t hate gurl. Naw, I’m just kidding,” joked Carmen.
“We already know that,” replied Brittany.
“When can I drink some Bacardi? I wanna get drunk too,” Sammy said.
“When you’re over twenty-one, have a place of your own, and married,” Jasmine said.
“Who’s gonna marry munchkin? He’s too damn retarded!!” laughed Hotaru.
“Suck… my… balls,” said Sammy.
“You don’t have any balls munchkin. You’re only six. You don’t need balls,” said Hotaru.
“Ha-ha! Poor Sammy. I guess you and Kaiba are one in the same now huh?” Sakura said.
“Oh be quiet!” shouted Sammy.
“No Sammy,” said Sakura.
“Yeesh, you’re worse than the silicone slut,” Sammy replied.
Everyone started laughing.
“I do not have silicone you little brat!!” yelled Ryoko, with gritted teeth.
“He doesn’t care Ryoko. When are you going to realize that? He’s six going on seven. Right now, he’s going to be immature and bother you about the fact that you worked at Hooters in Miami where all those girls wear push-up bras,” said Jasmine.
“I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that.” Ryoko crossed her arms and turned her head.
“So what?”
“Hey Jasmine, where did you get the kitten? It’s really cute,” said Rini, holding Jasmine’s little kitty.
“I got it from you-know-who that sitting over there in the corner,” replied Jasmine, pointing in Kaiba’s direction.
“You gave Jasmine a kitten?” asked Bunny.
“Yeah,” was all Kaiba had said.
“You actually have a heart to buy someone a pet? Who knew?” said Joey, sarcastically.
“Shut up Wheeler,” muttered Kaiba.
“What was that, rich boy? Don’t make me come over there!” Joey said angrily.
“Kaiba don’t get him started with your smart comments,” Tristan replied.
“Let the cat attack him,” said Sammy.
“You would think of some retarded shit like that wouldn’t you, Sammy?” Jasmine asked.
“Yeah,” replied Sammy.
“What did you name her Jasmine?” Lita asked.
“Hmm. Haven’t really thought about it, so I’ll name her Uno,” said Jasmine.
“That means one right?” asked Sammy.
“Dee-Dee-Dee!” replied Hotaru, letting Sammy know that meant yes.
“Who asked you, Gothic Chick!!?” shouted Sammy.
“My middle finger. It’s saying hello to you, munchkin,” Hotaru said as she flicked Sammy off.
“ACK!! It burns!!”
After Sammy’s retarded performance, everyone heard screams coming from inside the living room.
“What was that?” Amy asked.
“Hey, where’s Sasha?” asked Tea.
“She never came down here,” replied Tristan.
“What if… that’s her screaming like that?” Tea said, scared.
“I’ll go check it out,” said Jasmine as she walked up the basement stairs to see what’s going on in the living room.
IN THE LIVING
ROOM:
“Foolish girl, now let’s see you have what I’m looking for,” said Vortex. She had just recently attack Sasha for her star seed. And yet again, Vortex failed. Sasha’s star seed had turned black. “What!? Oh no! Now what am I going to do!? This is getting ridiculous!! Nobody has a star seed!!?” Vortex cried.
IN THE
BASEMENT:
Jasmine was peeking the door of the basement and saw that Vortex had attack Tea’s friend Sasha. “Oh no, Vortex it back,” said Jasmine softly.
“What’s going on Jasmine? Do you see anything?” Bunny asked.
“You might want to come up here and see,” Jasmine said.
“Okay.” Bunny walked up the basement stairs where Jasmine was. Jasmine pointed outside to the living room and Bunny gasped. “It’s Vortex! What are we going to do? We can’t transform here,” she whispered.
“I know that. But there’s nothing we can do without everyone seeing us and the other girls.”
“But we can just let Vortex take off with Sasha’s star seed,” said Bunny.
“Sasha doesn’t have a star seed. It just turned black. So that means… Sasha’s going to turn into a phage,” said Jasmine.
“Great. Not only don’t we need to get rid of Vortex but also we have to transform Sasha back to normal. This just isn’t our day,” Bunny said.
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G: What do you think is going to happen folks?
JT: It’s up to the power of writing.
P: Yeah, right…
FP: Someone’s grumpy.
P: So? Hey JT, do you think I can borrow your other Tokyo Mew-Mew manga books when you get them?
JT: Sure. I’ll have to read them first.
P: That Kish guy is hot. I’m sorry but I have a thing for guys with elf ears.
G: We know.
FP: Review people! And no FLAMZ!!!
JT: Tune in for Chapter 13 A Birthday Gone Wrong pt. 4 and see what happens. Hopefully that’s the last part and we can get them into school. Ja ne!